{"id":36107,"date":"2019-04-22T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=36107"},"modified":"2019-04-21T22:41:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-22T08:41:59","slug":"heinz-kranch-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2019\/04\/22\/heinz-kranch-review\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Heinz-Kranch-Saucy-Sauce-1.jpg?resize=600%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce\" title=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>What is Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce?<\/h3>\n<p>Standing proudly as Heinz\u2019s latest crazy condiment mashup, this special saucy sauce combines two of America\u2019s favorite condiments \u2013 ketchup and ranch dressing \u2013 and puts them into a single, convenient squeeze bottle. <\/p>\n<h3>How is it?<\/h3>\n<p>As much as I loved the taste and novelty of Mayochup, I can\u2019t seem to get behind Kranch in the same way. On the surface, both agglomerations sound like solid, if not slightly-too-similar ideas. Mayonnaise is an integral ingredient in ranch dressing, and both spreads have long-standing reputations as all-purpose accoutrements.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that Kranch\u2019s practical applications are much more limited than Mayochup\u2019s. I like ketchup. I like ranch. Even so, I can\u2019t think of many foods I would enjoy with both ketchup and ranch.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Heinz-Kranch-Saucy-Sauce-Plated.jpg?resize=600%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce Plated\" title=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce Plated.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Although Kranch doesn\u2019t taste <em>bad<\/em>, per se, I could never figure out a single food I liked it on. It was too ketchup-esque to use as a dip for fresh veggies, but also too much like salad dressing to make a good sidekick for chicken nuggets and alphabet fries. I didn\u2019t like it as salad dressing and thought it made a terrible sandwich spread. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Heinz-Kranch-Saucy-Sauce-Chicken-Nugget.jpg?resize=600%2C800&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce Chicken Nugget\" title=\"Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce Chicken Nugget.jpg\" border=\"0\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Is there anything else you should know?<\/h3>\n<p>Since this is now Heinz\u2019s fourth take on mixing condiments that everybody has at home and calling it something new, I\u2019m beginning to think the company is just on a quest to dominate shelf-space in the condiment aisle. At this rate, grocery stores are going to have to carve out a special enclave for the growing saucy sauce family.  <\/p>\n<h3>Conclusion:<\/h3>\n<p>Given its limited applications and simple composition, Kranch doesn\u2019t deserve the space it\u2019ll hog in your refrigerator. Rather than buying this, I\u2019d recommend saving your $3.00 and mixing some ketchup and ranch at home. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Purchased Price:<\/strong> $2.98<br \/>\n<strong>Purchased at:<\/strong> Walmart<br \/>\n<strong>Size:<\/strong> 19 fl. oz.<br \/>\n<strong>Rating:<\/strong> 4 out of 10<br \/>\n<strong>Nutrition Facts:<\/strong> (2 tablespoons) 100 calories, 10 grams of total fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 3 grams of total carbohydrates, 0 grams of dietary fiber, 3 grams of total sugars, 2 grams of added sugars, 0 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is Heinz Kranch Saucy Sauce? Standing proudly as Heinz\u2019s latest crazy condiment mashup, this special saucy sauce combines two of America\u2019s favorite condiments \u2013 ketchup and ranch dressing \u2013 and puts them into a single, convenient squeeze bottle. How is it? As much as I loved the taste and novelty of Mayochup, I can\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_seo_schema_type":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1586,1585],"class_list":["post-36107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-condiment","tag-heinz"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43655,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2020\/04\/23\/heinz-honeyracha-and-mayoracha-review\/","url_meta":{"origin":36107,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Heinz Honeyracha and Mayoracha Saucy Sauces","author":"Marvo","date":"April 23, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"Heinz, who seems to produce every condiment under the sun, doesn\u2019t sell its own sriracha. 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