{"id":3699,"date":"2009-05-28T12:00:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-28T22:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=3699"},"modified":"2023-08-14T17:55:03","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T03:55:03","slug":"news-jamba-juice-looks-to-spread-bliss-with-new-blackberry-smoothie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/05\/28\/news-jamba-juice-looks-to-spread-bliss-with-new-blackberry-smoothie\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Jamba Juice Looks to Spread Bliss With Their New Blackberry Smoothie But It Probably Won’t Help Jon and Kate Gosselin"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nOver the past few days, I’ve been complaining about the warm weather on TIB’s Twitter account<\/a>. Some of you are probably saying, “You live in frickin’ Hawaii! Suck it up, you little bitch!” But I am a hairy mofo, so I don’t cool down as well as those who are less hairy than me. <\/p>\n

I tried panting, but apparently that only works for dogs. <\/p>\n

So here I am staring at the new Jamba Juice Blackberry Bliss smoothie and wishing I had one in my hands so I could suck on it or pour it all over my hot (temperature, not sexiness) body to cool me down. This new smoothie consists of an apple strawberry juice blend, frozen blueberries, frozen strawberries, plain sorbet, ice, frozen blackberries and raspberry sherbet.<\/p>\n

A 16-ounce serving has 260 calories, 1 gram of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 25 milligrams of sodium, 410 milligrams of potassium, 61 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of fiber, 54 grams of sugar and 1 gram of protein. <\/p>\n

A 24-ounce serving contains 380 calories, 1.5 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 35 milligrams of sodium, 600 milligrams of potassium, 91 grams of carbohydrates, 6 grams of fiber, 80 grams of sugar and 2 grams of protein. <\/p>\n

A honkin’ 32-ounce serving has 500 calories, 2 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 55 milligrams of sodium, 770 milligrams of potassium, 9 grams of fiber, 104 grams of sugar and 3 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Over the past few days, I’ve been complaining about the warm weather on TIB’s Twitter account. Some of you are probably saying, “You live in frickin’ Hawaii! Suck it up, you little bitch!” But I am a hairy mofo, so I don’t cool down as well as those who are less hairy than me. 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