{"id":371,"date":"2006-06-22T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T10:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2006\/06\/22\/bath-body-works-frozen-daiquiri-3-in-1-body-wash\/"},"modified":"2023-08-25T20:12:52","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T06:12:52","slug":"bath-body-works-frozen-daiquiri-body-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2006\/06\/22\/bath-body-works-frozen-daiquiri-body-wash\/","title":{"rendered":"Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’m sorry I’ve been totally ignoring you, ladies.<\/p>\n

I don’t want to you to think that I don’t care about you, because I really do care about you. You’re very special to me and I cherish what little time we spend together. But you have to understand that I’ve been helping out many people, like Asians<\/a>, vegetarians<\/a>, hungry travelers<\/a>, naked people<\/a>, and skinny alcoholics<\/a>. Because of this, I haven’t had the time or the energy to do the things we usually do with each other. <\/p>\n

For example, I know I haven’t been massaging your back, shoulders, feet, arms, legs, head, and eyebrows like I usually do. I know you miss it, because it’s quality time spent together and I know that every time I massaged you, I would take you away, which was the reason why you gave me the nickname “The Human Calgon<\/a> Bath.”<\/p>\n

I also know that we haven’t been cuddling or talking much and you probably feel distant from me, but I don’t really know what to talk about when I’m with you. <\/p>\n

I don’t think you’d be interested in hearing about how excited I am about the new Barenaked Ladies album or my wondering about how they’re going to have an X-Men 4<\/i> or what I find in my belly button every day.<\/p>\n

I don’t even whisper sweet nothings into your ear anymore, like “My love is like a red rose,” “Your skin is soft like a flower petal,” “I love the way your armpit smells,” or “Pour some sugar on me, ooh, in the name of love.”<\/p>\n

So to make up for the neglect, I’m going to review the Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash, just for you. <\/p>\n

I know that reviewing it probably won’t make up for the fact that I don’t say anything when you ask me if those jeans make your ass look fat or the blank stare I give you when you want me to vote for the least talented contestant on American Idol<\/i>, but it’s the thought that counts and the Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash just might be the remedy to bring us closer together again.<\/p>\n

The Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash is not only a body wash, it’s also a shampoo and a bubble bath. Its strawberry scent smelled good. It was like I was playing with my<\/strike> a Strawberry Shortcake<\/a> doll, brushing its red hair with a small plastic brush, while having a tea party with Apple Dumplin’ and Huckleberry Pie. It’s also got conditioning Pro-Vitamin B5.<\/p>\n

Its multiple uses makes me wish I had something like this during my Cool Water for Men<\/a> scent wearing days, when I not only had the cologne, but I also had the deodorant, shower gel, and aftershave. I literally reeked of Cool Water.<\/p>\n

As a shampoo, it takes quite a bit of it to make a good lather, but it would probably take a whole lot more if I washed your hair, like I usually did when I massaged your scalp. A lack of lather can also be said about its use as a body wash, which I would probably use if we showered together again, except for those 5 to 7 days out of the month when your “friend” comes over to visit. As a bubble bath, it does a decent job of creating a layer of bubbles for a soothing warm bubble bath, just like the ones we used to take together, surrounded by the glow of candles and soft classical music that ended with severely pruney fingers. Although the bubbles didn’t last as long as I would’ve liked them to.<\/p>\n

See, ladies. Maybe this Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash can bring us closer together and take us back to a time when I revolved around you.<\/p>\n

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Item:<\/b> Bath & Body Works Frozen Daiquiri 3-In-1 Body Wash
\nPrice:<\/b> $12.00
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Bath & Body Works
\nRating:<\/b> 3 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Smells good. Strawberry goodness. 3-in-1 body wash, shampoo, and bubble bath. Whispering sweet nothings in your ear. A tea party with Strawberry Shortcake. Not tested on animals.
\nCons:<\/b> Expensive. Neglecting the ladies. Takes a lot to make a good lather. Bubble bath bubbles didn’t last as long as I would like. Not frozen. When your “friend” comes over to visit. Reeking of Cool Water. Pruney fingers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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