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On occasion, I like to help the MILFs and the DILFs of the world.<\/p>\n
For those of you who don’t know, DILFs are D<\/b>addies I<\/b>‘d L<\/b>ike to help with F<\/b>atherhood, while MILFs are still hot, sexy MILFs. <\/p>\n
MILFs and DILFs are inundated with products specifically made for kids. When I walk down the aisles in the personal care section of a store, I see many products for kids, while looking for things to review, giving deodorant scent recommendations to people who didn’t ask, wishing the hip-hop trio A Tribe Called Quest<\/a> would come out with a new album every time I see Q-Tips, and trying to determine the pros and cons of pads and tampons. <\/p>\n There’s shampoo for kids, toothpaste for kids, body wash for kids, vitamins for kids, aspirin for kids, echinacea<\/a> for kids, and shaving razors for really hairy kids. Because there are so many kid-specific products, I want to help the MILFs and DILFs sift though these products.<\/p>\n Recently, I was given a few cans of Coppertone Kids Continuous Spray sunscreen from Robert, who some of you know as, “Robert the Condom<\/a> Guy<\/a>.” I think he probably sent me the sunscreen because he didn’t want to be known as “Robert the Condom Guy.”<\/p>\n Anyway, I don’t have kids of my own — unless someone knows something that I don’t — so I couldn’t try out the Coppertone Kids Continuous Spray on a kid. So being the natural guinea pig that I am, except hairier, I tried this product for a couple of weeks on myself during afternoon jogging sessions, which help me keep my slightly overweight girlish figure.<\/p>\n The main draw of this product is the fact that it’s a spray-on sunscreen, which allows easy application of sunscreen on kids, without the feeling of appearing child molester-ish, which some folks get with regular rub-on sunscreen. <\/p>\n