{"id":40,"date":"2004-09-20T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2004-09-20T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=40"},"modified":"2023-08-14T18:20:25","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T04:20:25","slug":"kfc-snacker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/09\/20\/kfc-snacker\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: KFC Snacker"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"KFC<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

I was going to start off this review with some sexual analogy about how some women say size doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t matter. Then I realized how overused these types of analogies are. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve even used it in a previous review<\/a>. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to stoop to that level again, because this is a classy, well-respected quasi-review website that averages 20 visitors a day.<\/p>\n

I could have said something like, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The KFC Snacker is small, but many people say it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cute.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

Or I could have said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The KFC Snacker maybe small, but it tries its best to get the job done.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n

Or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The KFC Snacker is small, because it admits it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s very cold outside.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not the size of the KFC Snacker that matters, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the motion of the ocean of secret herbs and spices.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

Okay, that last one was pretty lame.<\/p>\n

However, instead of complaining about how small the KFC Snacker is in the form of badly written sexual innuendoes, I will tell you that the KFC Snacker was disappointing because of it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s size and performance.<\/p>\n

The KFC Snacker is roughly the size and shape of a bar of soap, which is about half the size of other chicken sandwiches offered by other fast food joints. It comes with a sesame seed bun, some lettuce, mayonnaise, and a strip of chicken with the Colonial\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s secret herbs and spices, all for 99 cents.<\/p>\n

The $1 McChicken from McDonald\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t as tasty as the KFC Snacker, but you definitely get more bang for the buck, since it is significantly bigger. I guess Colonial\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s secret herbs and spices are getting rare or something. <\/p>\n

Despite the typical delicious taste of those herbs and spices, I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get over the disappointment of how small it was and how it probably wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t satisfy most people’s hunger.<\/p>\n

I guess in the case of the KFC Snacker, size really does matter.<\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> KFC Snacker
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $0.99
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Typical Colonial secret herbs and spices. Tasty.
\nCons:<\/b> Too small in size, but cute. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was going to start off this review with some sexual analogy about how some women say size doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t matter. Then I realized how overused these types of analogies are. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve even used it in a previous review. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to stoop to that level again, because this is a classy, well-respected quasi-review website […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1477,1528],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-fast-food","tag-kfc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1884,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/01\/14\/kfc-fully-loaded-box-meal\/","url_meta":{"origin":40,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: KFC Fully Loaded Box Meal","author":"Ace","date":"January 14, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"With Guitar Hero's market share thoroughly decimated by the popularity of Rock Band, it comes as no surprise that they would look towards the Colonel for a little promotional help. 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