{"id":4032,"date":"2009-06-17T14:26:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-18T00:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=4032"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:05:50","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:05:50","slug":"review-jamba-juice-blackberry-bliss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/17\/review-jamba-juice-blackberry-bliss\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Jamba Juice Blackberry Bliss"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you’re a botanist, or studying to become one, I would like to ask a simple favor from you. How about some muthafuckin’ seedless blackberries so that I can actually enjoy the Jamba Juice Blackberry Bliss without having to endure the scratchy feel of blackberry seeds going down my throat? <\/p>\n

If farmers can breed seedless watermelons and grapes, then why can’t they do the same with blackberries. <\/p>\n

Seriously. Whose stamen do I have to suck to make this happen?<\/p>\n

I know blackberry seeds are high in nutrients, like omega-3 fats, protein and fiber, but do you know what else they’re high in? Annoyance.<\/p>\n

They can get stuck in between teeth, become lodged in other nooks and crannies in my mouth or cause pain if expelled though my nose because I was sucking on a Blackberry Bliss while reading something really funny, which I’m pretty sure won’t be anything in the Sunday funnies or on the Hallmark Movie Channel. Although I believe it’s possible to shoot seeds out of my nose by crying hard, so perhaps I should stay away from the tear-jerking Hallmark Movie Channel.<\/p>\n

The Jamba Juice Blackberry Bliss is made up of an apple-strawberry juice blend, frozen blueberries, frozen strawberries, plain sorbet, ice, frozen blackberries and raspberry sherbet, like the kind u find in a grocery store.<\/p>\n