Here are the lucky winners of the boxes of Promax Cookies & Cream protein bars, along with what they would like more of:<\/p>\n
Comment #4 Heather M.<\/b> <\/p>\n
“I want to be able to move things with only my MIND.”<\/p>\n
Comment #53 Aaron<\/b><\/p>\n
“Licorice ice cream. Why can’t I ever find licorice ice cream?”<\/p>\n
Comment #88 Eric<\/b> <\/p>\n
“I need new drumsticks!!!”<\/p>\n
Comment #113 scaryice<\/b><\/p>\n
“I want more new and interesting products to fill the void in our lives.”<\/p>\n
Comment #130 Jacob LaFountaine<\/b><\/p>\n
“I want a liposuction machine that is small enough so I can do a little sculpting after a big meal.”<\/p>\n
Thanks to the folks at Promax for providing the boxes of Promax Protein Bars. Also, mahalo<\/i> to everyone who entered this prize drawing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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