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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nThe Angry Tendercrisp and Angry Original Chicken Sandwich think they’re angry, but they’re not. I’ll show you angry, muthabitches!<\/p>\n
Woke up at 4 am ’cause someone was dragging a bag of cans on the street.
\nPissed me off because they interrupted me in the middle of REM sleep.
\nGot to my feet, looked outside and saw a bum digging through the trash.
\nTold him to be quiet or else that can in his hand would be his last.
\nHe slurred something I didn’t understand, I think he had too much wine.
\nSaid to him I’m going to pop a cap in his ass with my muthafuckin’ nine.
\nPulled out my gat and flashed it at the defenseless homeless man.
\nThen he mumbled some gibberish to me I couldn’t quite understand.
\nI said, “Don’t make me come down there and mess you up, you bum.”
\n“I dare you” is what I think he slurred with his alcoholic tongue.
\nBut my gat was a water gun I got for 100 skee ball tickets at the arcade.
\nSo I told him, “Oh, you’re lucky I don’t have bullets. Now go away.”
\nThen someone yells “Shut up you two or else I’m going to call the cops.”
\nThen I quickly hide behind my curtains and the argument stops.<\/i><\/p>\n
You see that? I was so angry that I might’ve killed a man. If I had a real gun, some bullets, and I wasn’t scared of firearms due to a pellet gun accident at Boy Scout camp, I would’ve dropped that hobo dead. What kind of anger do those two chicken sandwiches wield? All they have are Pepper Jack cheese, jalapenos, angry onions and angry sauce. <\/p>\n
Ooooh, that’s angry. I’m scared of them. I better lock my doors. I better have 911 on speed dial incase they get angrier. I should go find Betty Ross so that she can calm them down when they turn into the Incredible Hulk. Pfff…Their ingredients aren’t angry. Let me show you angry.<\/p>\n
Waiting in line to pay for my banana Slurpee.
\nWatching the old lady pull out her coin purse in front of me.
\nOh, she better not be paying with pennies, nickels and dimes,
\nor else I’m going to end her life before her time.
\nDriving Miss Daisy spills the contents of her purse on the counter,
\nI was going spill my Slurpee on her head and then pound her.
\nCounting off each coin one by one by one by one,
\nShe owed $5.23 for a sandwich and a bag of Funyuns.
\nThe cashier tried to speed things up by collecting her amount,
\nbut the old hag didn’t want anyone to help her count.
\nI lose my mind and yell at her, “Could you go any slower?”
\nI cause her to miscount and now she has to start all over.
\nNow everyone in the back of the line is yelling at me.
\n“How could you be so mean to the elderly?”
\nSome guy grabs my Slurpee and pours it over my head.
\nI ran out of the store and cried like a baby as I fled.<\/i><\/p>\n
Yeah, that’s right. I was so angry that I would’ve beat up an old lady. And if it weren’t for that guy who was smart enough to cool my hot head down with a Slurpee, who knows what I might’ve done to that grandma who says “hi” to me every time I pass her on the sidewalk.<\/p>\n
The Angry Tendercrisp and Angry Original Chicken Sandwich are like their weak ass cousin, the Angry Whopper<\/a><\/u> — all talk, no burn. The only thing that saves their asses from being total wussies is the fact the both of them are kind of tasty, although I thought the Angry Tendercrisp was a little better. The angry sauce gives both of them a nice barbeque flavor with a little kick, but not enough to be considered “angry.” The jalapenos also provide a little more heat than the sauce and the “angry onions” don’t add anything, except a little crunch. The bacon gets lost with the smokey angry sauce and the lettuce and tomatoes help to cool each sandwich’s “anger” even more. But, again, both sandwiches are tasty. <\/p>\n I guess in order for me to consider them angry, the Angry Tendercrisp and Angry Original Chicken Sandwich would have to either kill a hobo for making too much noise or bitch slap an elderly person for paying in pennies.<\/p>\n (Nutrition Facts – 1 sandwich – Angry Tendercrisp<\/b> – 1030 calories, 61 grams of fat, 14 grams of saturated fat, 1.5 grams of trans fat, 105 milligrams of cholesterol, 2670 milligrams of sodium, 82 grams of carbohydrates, 15 grams of sugar and 40 grams of protein. Angry Original Chicken Sandwich<\/b> – 870 calories, 55 grams of fat, 13 grams of saturated fat, 1 grams of trans fat, 95 milligrams of cholesterol, 2430 milligrams of sodium, 61 grams of carbohydrates, 11 grams of sugar and 34 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n (We Rate Stuff reviewed the Angry Original Chicken Sandwich<\/a><\/u> and the Angry Tendercrisp<\/a><\/u>.)<\/small><\/p>\n Item:<\/b> Burger King Angry Tendercrisp & Angry Original Chicken Sandwich The Angry Tendercrisp and Angry Original Chicken Sandwich think they’re angry, but they’re not. I’ll show you angry, muthabitches! Woke up at 4 am ’cause someone was dragging a bag of cans on the street. Pissed me off because they interrupted me in the middle of REM sleep. Got to my feet, looked outside and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1534,1477],"class_list":["post-4473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-burger-king","tag-fast-food"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18234,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/03\/23\/fast-food-news-burger-king-bacon-cheddar-tendercrisp-sandwich\/","url_meta":{"origin":4473,"position":0},"title":"FAST FOOD NEWS: Burger King Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp Sandwich","author":"Marvo","date":"March 23, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"I thought Burger King's new Bacon Cheddar Tendercrisp Sandwich sounded familiar. 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\nPrice:<\/b> $6.49 (Angry Tendercrisp)
\nPrice:<\/b> $5.49 (Angry Original Chicken Sandwich)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Burger King
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10 (Angry Tendercrisp)
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10 (Angry Original Chicken Sandwich)
\nPros:<\/b> Tasty sandwiches. Hearty sandwiches. Angry sauce has a nice barbeque flavor. Chicken coating was crispy. Angry onion provide crunch. Lettuce and tomatoes provide vegetables. My skee ball skills.
\nCons:<\/b> Not angry. Extremely high in sodium. Contains trans fat. Bacon gets lost with the smokey angry sauce. Elderly abuse. Killing hobos. Paying for purchases with pennies. My rhyming ability.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"