Sorry for the lack of posts here recently. <\/p>\n
I was in California\/Tahoe this past week and did some snowboarding, sledding, freezing my ass off, gambling, wearing thermal underwear, eating an In-N-Out burger, recovering from a little groin pull, shopping at Target, and very little shaving. I bought a lot of things to review, especially at Target.<\/p>\n
Hmm…I wonder if I should review the thermal underwear — and include pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sorry for the lack of posts here recently. I was in California\/Tahoe this past week and did some snowboarding, sledding, freezing my ass off, gambling, wearing thermal underwear, eating an In-N-Out burger, recovering from a little groin pull, shopping at Target, and very little shaving. 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