Oh man we feel sick.<\/p>\n
I don’t know what was worse, the contest to see who could eat the most cans of canned cheese or the competition to see who could chug a 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew the quickest.<\/p>\n
All I know is that it hasn’t been pretty since and the bathroom has been occupied a lot in the past 24 hours. <\/p>\n
Whose idea was it to have a Food Olympics?<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, it was mine.<\/p>\n
Thank goodness I made it so that the Food Olympics comes around every four years.<\/p>\n
So we have to apologize to The Impulsive Buy’s twelve readers, because there will be no review today.<\/p>\n
Ugh! Someone please pass me the Pepto Bismol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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