![\"Sobe](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/soberush.jpg\")
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Must finish review. Must not have two straight days without a review. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sooo tired.<\/p>\n
Need caffeine. Where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Jolt Cola when you need it?<\/p>\n
Must settle for the 79 milligrams of caffeine in the Sobe Adrenaline Rush.<\/p>\n
What the hell is Taurine, D-Ribose, L-Carnitine, Inositol, Guarana, and Panax Ginseng? <\/p>\n
Must Google funny names. Must not fall asleep.<\/p>\n
Taurine is an amino acid. D-Ribose is a simple sugar that begins the metabolic process. L-Carnitine is another amino acid. Inositol helps emulsify fats. Guarana is nut-like seed. Panax Ginseng is a dietary supplement.<\/p>\n
What good is all that stuff if it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t keep me up to finish this damn review. <\/p>\n
Come on caffeine, kick in.<\/p>\n
Must finish review. Must not fall asleep.<\/p>\n
At least the Sobe Adrenaline Rush tastes pretty good, but it ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t keeping me up.<\/p>\n
Not even the 37 grams of carbs and 35 grams of sugar have kicked in.<\/p>\n
I blame the damn Mountain Dew chuging contest. Who would\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve thought drinking an entire 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew in 1 minute and 56 seconds and staying up for 30 straight hours would affect me this much?<\/p>\n
Damn, I sure could use another 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, because this Sobe stuff ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t cutting it.<\/p>\n
Maybe I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m immune to caffeine.<\/p>\n
Eh, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll make this review short. Sobe Adrenaline Rush. Tastes good. Made out of a few things I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how to pronounce. 100% RDA of Vitamin C. Lots of sugar. Lots of carbs. Lots of caffeine. Blah, blah, blah.<\/p>\n
Done.<\/p>\n
Now I can go to sleep.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Sobe Adrenaline Rush
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $2.50 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 3 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Tastes good. Lots of sugar, carbs, caffeine, and things I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how to pronounce.
\nCons:<\/b> I am immune to caffeine. Can is small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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