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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nAt first I really thought these Kellogg’s Eggo Minis Chocolatey Chip Cookie Dough Waffles were really cool. Not because they were mini Eggo waffles or the fact they were labeled “Limited Edition.”\u009d I believed they were cool because I thought if I stuck them in the oven and baked them, chocolate chip cookies would sprout out of them, like leaves on a branch.<\/p>\n
Unfortunately when I tried this, all I ended up with were really burnt waffles, smoke, and a really loud beeping smoke detector.<\/p>\n
Okay, so there’s no actual chocolate chip cookie dough in the waffles, it’s “naturally and artificially flavored.”<\/p>\n
So next someone is going tell me that the cookie dough in chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream isn’t “real” cookie dough.<\/p>\n
It isn’t?<\/p>\n
I could get possible salmonella food poisoning? <\/p>\n
So I can’t bake the chocolate chip cookie dough found in ice cream?<\/p>\n
No?<\/p>\n
Dammit!<\/p>\n
Well if these waffles don’t have actual chocolate chip cookie dough, they better at least taste like chocolate chip cookie dough. <\/p>\n
Nope, disappointed again. I could taste the chocolate chips, but it tastes much like regular chocolate chip waffles.<\/p>\n
What’s next? Is someone going to tell me that soy \u00e2\u20ac\u0153milk\u00e2\u20ac\u009d isn’t really milk?<\/p>\n
It isn’t?<\/p>\n
Shit!<\/p>\n
Well I’ve learned a few valuable lessons today: (1) I should never judge a product by its name. (2) Eating real cookie dough could possibly kill me. <\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Kellogg’s Eggo Minis Chocolatey Chip Cookie Dough Waffles
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.89
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> No chance of possible salmonella food poisoning because there is no real cookie dough. Vitamins and minerals.
\nCons:<\/b> Doesn’t really taste like chocolate chip cookie dough. DON’T BAKE THEM LIKE COOKIES!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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