{"id":4722,"date":"2009-09-03T00:15:35","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T10:15:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=4722"},"modified":"2023-08-29T17:48:44","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:48:44","slug":"review-golden-double-stuf-oreo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/03\/review-golden-double-stuf-oreo\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Golden Double Stuf Oreo"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Golden<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

For those of you who aren’t familiar with porn, when two guys are having intercourse with one woman at the same time, the genre (yes, there are genres) is called double penetration. But I don’t like that term, because it seems a bit too harsh and violent. I’d like to start a movement to get the genre name changed to the much friendlier “double stuf,” named after the regular Double Stuf Oreo and the new Golden Double Stuf Oreo.<\/p>\n

Think of it as the equivalent of menstruation’s “Aunt Flo.”<\/p>\n

With a more affectionate term, it would be a win-win for the porn industry and Nabisco. More people will buy or rent double stuf videos, like Double Backdoor Honeys<\/i>, Duo Deckers<\/i> and Two of a Behind<\/i>, and hungry masturbators everywhere will crave Double Stuf cookies. Although, the use of the term “cream filling” in the double stuf video might not make the cookies too appetizing. <\/p>\n

If double stuf becomes a part of the pornography vernacular, it won’t be long before Double Stuf the Magic Hungmen<\/i> becomes a porn series.<\/p>\n

While you dwell on my awesome cross-promotion skillz, let me tell you about the new Golden Double Stuf Oreos, which for some reason I thought already existed. After I opened the packaging using the easy pull tab, I swear I could smell the scent of marshmallows coming from it. By the way, someone should win a Nobel Peace Prize, or at least an AVN Award, for the easy-to-open resealable packaging. <\/p>\n

I haven’t had Golden Oreos in a very long time, but I know in the past that I didn’t really care for them. However, I guess my taste buds have had a change of taste, or maybe it’s the high fructose corn syrup, because I really like its vanilla flavor. The lickable cream filling tastes the same as the stuff found in between the chocolate cookies of a regular Oreo and it enhances the flavor of the crunchy vanilla cookies.<\/p>\n

While I really do enjoy the Golden Double Stuf Oreos, I still prefer the chocolate Oreos over them, which proves once again, “Once you go black, you’ll never go back” or “Once you go golden, you’ll keep your options open.”<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 150 calories, 7 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1 gram of polyunsaturated fat, 3 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 80 milligrams of sodium, 10 milligrams of potassium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 12 grams of sugar, less than 1 gram of protein and 2% iron.)<\/small><\/p>\n

(NOTE: AVN stands for Adult Video News.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Golden Double Stuf Oreo
\nPrice:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 1 pound 1 ounce
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Great vanilla flavor. Cream filling enhances the vanilla flavor. More cream filling than regular Oreos. My awesome cross-promotion skillz. The easy-to-open resealable packaging. The term “double stuf” to replace “double penetration.”
\nCons:<\/b> Not as good as regular Oreo cookies. Not as good as regular Oreos to dip in milk. High fructose corn syrup. 150 calories for ONLY two cookies. Ruining childhood stories with porn versions of them. The term “double penetration.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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