Today, The Impulsive Buy is going through a little change. Don’t worry, TIB is keeping its balls.<\/p>\n
All of you come here to read product reviews and to occasionally find out if I’ve gotten laid, which by the way, I’m still working on. <\/p>\n
Every month, I try a variety of products, but not all of them get reviewed. I also see a lot of new products on the shelves that I’d like to pick up, but never end up buying due to lack of money or because it would seem weird to buy the new Playtex Sport Tampon when I personally can’t do a thorough review of it due to being short one orifice.<\/p>\n
So I’ve decided to not only do product reviews, but to also branch out into product news, letting you readers know about the latest products out there in the typical TIB style. The posts won’t be very long, but hopefully there will be several posts every week, because there is a shitload of products out there that you may or may not know about, like the new Playtex Sport Tampon.<\/p>\n
The products in these news posts may or may not be reviewed later on, but the whole point of the post is to let you know about it, because some of you out there might be looking for a sport tampon with 360 degrees of coverage, which is perfect for game time or any time.<\/p>\n
Many of you contribute to TIB in a variety of ways, like leaving a comment, participating in prize drawings, suggesting products to review, and asking me if I can help with your school project, which allows me to relive my college years vicariously through you. Now that TIB is moving into the news territory, all of you can help TIB and your fellow readers by letting me know about the new products you see out in stores.<\/p>\n
So look for these new news posts starting this week and remember, there’s a new Playtex Sport Tampon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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