{"id":47501,"date":"2021-07-20T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-20T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=47501"},"modified":"2021-07-19T20:41:14","modified_gmt":"2021-07-20T06:41:14","slug":"yoplait-go-gurt-mystery-flavor-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2021\/07\/20\/yoplait-go-gurt-mystery-flavor-review\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Yoplait Go-Gurt Mystery Flavor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yoplait has introduced a mystery flavor Go-Gurt. A staple of school lunches everywhere, I applaud Yoplait\u2019s efforts to add some mystery and wonder for kids who bring home lunches. Why should kids who line up for the cafeteria\u2019s Tuna Surprise be the only ones to question what they\u2019re really eating?<\/p>\n

Yogurt is so ubiquitous on supermarket shelves these days that younger readers may not know how much of a fringe food it once was. The only person who knew about it was your granola-eating aunt, who maybe smelled a bit weird. These days she\u2019s busy brewing her own CBD-infused kombucha. It certainly wasn\u2019t something kids would want to eat. <\/p>\n

However, load it with sugar, artificial flavoring, and put it in a fun delivery mechanism, and kids will love it! And parents will think it\u2019s a healthy treat. Which is all to say that Go-Gurt was an innovative product when it was first introduced.<\/p>\n

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I haven\u2019t seen a tube of yogurt in my lunch since grade school, so I don\u2019t know what to expect from this. The white color doesn\u2019t aid me in guessing the mystery flavor, which is frustrating because I\u2019m going to need all the help I can get. I squeeze some out onto a spoon and am surprised to see that there\u2019s enough modified corn starch and gelatin to keep its tubular shape. I take a taste and ponder the mystery.<\/p>\n

Mint cotton candy?<\/p>\n

Gosh, I\u2019m bad at this. It\u2019s not a typical fruity flavor, so I\u2019m at a loss for a few moments, then it hits me: bubblegum! My pack-a-week gum habit saves me! It\u2019s odd to have a flavor so specific to one product in another, but I\u2019m fairly sure of my guess. I\u2019m also sure that it doesn\u2019t work as a yogurt. There\u2019s not enough tang to balance out the taste, so it seems flat.<\/p>\n

These days the market is crowded with a multitude of yogurt options, from Greek to Icelandic to Bulgarian, and even kids varieties tend to claim they\u2019re organic, or with less sugar, or naturally flavored, or something. I\u2019m a bit confused but also impressed that the full sugar Franken-yogurt of my childhood has lasted this long. But then again, what is yogurt but milk persevering?<\/p>\n

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I tried the Strawberry flavor as well, which tasted more like the yogurt I remember. Go-Gurt is a solid product, but the bubblegum(?) flavor doesn\u2019t work as a yogurt flavor.<\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/strong> $3.96
\nSize:<\/strong> 32 oz box (16 tubes)
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> Walmart
\nRating:<\/strong> 6 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> (3 tubes) 150 calories, 1 gram of fat, 0.5 grams of saturated fat, less than 5 milligrams of cholesterol, 75 milligrams of sodium, 29 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 22 grams of sugar, 18 grams of added sugar, and 6 gram of protein.<\/p>\n

Click here<\/a> to read our previous mystery flavor product reviews.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yoplait has introduced a mystery flavor Go-Gurt. A staple of school lunches everywhere, I applaud Yoplait\u2019s efforts to add some mystery and wonder for kids who bring home lunches. Why should kids who line up for the cafeteria\u2019s Tuna Surprise be the only ones to question what they\u2019re really eating? Yogurt is so ubiquitous on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":55,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1687,254,255],"class_list":["post-47501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-mystery-flavor","tag-yogurt","tag-yoplait"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":33680,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/12\/18\/yoplait-go-gurt-dunkers-review\/","url_meta":{"origin":47501,"position":0},"title":"REVIEW: Yoplait Go-Gurt Dunkers","author":"Marvo","date":"December 18, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Yoplait Go-Gurt Dunkers are the brand\u2019s attempt to get children to eat more yogurt, which in turn will help them grow, build strong bones, and allow them to brag at school how they got this cool, new product instead of some passe tube yogurt. 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