{"id":4753,"date":"2009-09-10T04:26:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T14:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=4753"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:52:18","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:52:18","slug":"review-jif-omega-3-creamy-peanut-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/10\/review-jif-omega-3-creamy-peanut-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Jif Omega-3 Creamy Peanut Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When I have a child, it’s good to know they will be surrounded by items that will give them the advantages and protections I didn’t have, like Baby Einstein or Baby Genius CDs, parental controlled iPods, helmets, the depreciation of spanking as a form of discipline and Jif Omega-3 Creamy Peanut Butter.<\/p>\n

I want my child to excel, succeed and, perhaps someday, rule over your children with an iron fist. In order to make that happen, my child has to physically and mentally develop into a superior homo sapien and I believe the Omega-3 fatty acids in this new Jif Peanut Butter has the ability to make some of this happen. <\/p>\n

Omega-3 has been shown to help with brain function, so if I give my future child\/everyone’s future overlord the daily recommended amounts of Omega-3 DHA and EPA, which is 160 milligrams, he\/she will have a healthy brain and hopefully become intelligent enough to rule to Earth. And along the way perpetuate the stereotype that Asians are good at math.<\/p>\n

The Jif Omega-3 Creamy Peanut Butter gets its Omega-3 fatty acids from anchovy and sardine oils, both of which are thankfully odorless and tasteless, but still freaks me out they’re in the ingredients list, along with something called tilapia gelatin. Mmm…anchovies, sardines and tilapia, now that’s an ingredients list a baleen whale can love. <\/p>\n