{"id":478,"date":"2007-05-22T14:50:10","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T00:50:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2007\/05\/22\/i-like-my-method-bottles-like-flo-jo\/"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:24:02","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:24:02","slug":"i-like-my-method-bottles-like-flo-jo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2007\/05\/22\/i-like-my-method-bottles-like-flo-jo\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: I Like My Method Bottles Like Flo Jo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/methodbloq.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Oh, Sir Mix-A-Lot, I now feel your pain and truly understand when you said, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired of magazines, sayin&#8217; flat butts are the thing.  Take the average black man and ask him that, she gotta pack much back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The new Method Bloq line lacks the most noticeable attribute about Method cleaning products &#8212; their juicy, sexy curves.  It&#8217;s the main reasons why I&#8217;m a Method fanboy and why when I hold one of those curvy Method bottles I feel a lot less lonely.<\/p>\n<p>Being the semi-treehugger that I am, I also like Method cleaning products because they&#8217;re biodegradable, use recyclable packaging, and aren&#8217;t tested on animals.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m happy the Method Bloq line of body washes, bars of soap, body lotion, and shaving cream continues the Method tradition of being environmentally friendly, but disappointed that it breaks away from the stereotypical Method packaging by being flat like a table or anorexic, drug-addicted supermodel whose name starts with &#8220;K&#8221; and ends with &#8220;Ate Moss.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Each product in the Bloq line comes in a variety of scents and prices range from $6 to $8.<\/p>\n<p><b>[Site:]<\/b>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.methodhome.com\/products\/bloq.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Method<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Sir Mix-A-Lot, I now feel your pain and truly understand when you said, &#8220;I&#8217;m tired of magazines, sayin&#8217; flat butts are the thing. Take the average black man and ask him that, she gotta pack much back.&#8221; The new Method Bloq line lacks the most noticeable attribute about Method cleaning products &#8212; their juicy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1333],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spotted-on-shelves"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":568,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/27\/method-bloq-body-bars\/","url_meta":{"origin":478,"position":0},"title":"Method Pure Minimalist Water Flower Bloq Body Bars","author":"Marvo","date":"January 27, 2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Paying six dollars for two Method Pure Minimalist Water Flower Bloq Body Bars may seem like a lot of money, but it is one of the ways I can feel like a wealthy asshole. 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