{"id":4790,"date":"2009-09-17T17:23:10","date_gmt":"2009-09-18T03:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=4790"},"modified":"2020-12-10T11:05:27","modified_gmt":"2020-12-10T21:05:27","slug":"review-monster-x-presso-hammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/17\/review-monster-x-presso-hammer\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Monster X-Presso Hammer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So lemme get this straight.<\/p>\n

The Monster X-Presso Hammer has the same amount of energy ingredients and tastes similar to a regular Java Monster Coffee Energy Drink<\/a>, except it’s made in the Netherlands, comes in a can that’s more than 50 percent smaller, and it costs the same. <\/p>\n

I’m sold!<\/p>\n

Now I wonder if Monster Energy has a bridge, building or a used 1986 Yugo GV with a faulty transmission to sell me. Also, while we’re at it Monster Energy, here are my credit card numbers with security codes and let me bend over for you.<\/p>\n

With only 6.75 ounces of espresso goodness, the Monster X-Presso Hammer competes with the 6.5-ounce Starbucks Doubleshot Espresso in the lightweight coffee drink division. When comparing the two, it’s more than just the size of their cans, albeit the size difference is minimal, with the Hammer being like a 32B cup and the Doubleshot being like a 32A. <\/p>\n

The Hammer has a significantly creamier taste than the Doubleshot, which is why it has a flavor similar to the bigger and tasty Java Monster line. However, because it’s creamier, the espresso flavor isn’t as prominent as it is with the Doubleshot.<\/p>\n

But what really sets the Monster X-Presso Hammer apart from the Starbucks Doubleshot is its use of nitrous oxide, which Monster also used in their latest line of energy drinks. The nitrous oxide helps creates a froth when the beverage is poured into a glass, making it look like an espresso beverage from a coffee shop. It’s kind of a neat trick, but unfortunately it doesn’t come with a cute barista to make a heart or some kind of art in the froth.<\/p>\n

Overall, I’m not sure the Monster X-Presso Hammer is worth the price. It tastes similar and provides the same strong energy kick as the larger Java Monster Energy Drinks, which are also the same price. If you enjoy the bitter flavor of an espresso, the Starbucks Doubleshot would be the better choice. But if you love tulips, windmills, clogs and want to support the Netherlands via their exports, then the Monster X-Presso Hammer is for you.<\/p>\n

(NOTE: The Monster X-Presso Hammer is made in the Netherlands, but isn’t available in the Netherlands.)<\/small><\/p>\n

(Supplement Facts – 1 can – 90 calories, 2 grams of fat, 1.5 grams of saturated fat, 10 milligrams of cholesterol, 14 grams of carbohydrates, 12 grams of sugar, 3 grams of protein, 50% vitamin C, 100% vitamin B2, 100% vitamin B3, 100% vitamin B6, 100% vitamin B12, 14% calcium, 9% phosphorus, 4% potassium.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Monster X-Presso Hammer
\nPrice:<\/b> $2.59
\nSize:<\/b> 6.75 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> 7-Eleven
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Nice creamy coffee flavor. Nice jolt of energy. Nitrous oxide helps create a froth. Slightly bigger can than the Starbucks Doubleshot. The Netherlands. Tulips.
\nCons:<\/b> Tastes too similar to the Java Monster Energy Drink line. If you enjoy the flavor of espresso, the Starbucks version is better. No cute barista to make coffee art. Not available in the Netherlands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So lemme get this straight. The Monster X-Presso Hammer has the same amount of energy ingredients and tastes similar to a regular Java Monster Coffee Energy Drink, except it’s made in the Netherlands, comes in a can that’s more than 50 percent smaller, and it costs the same. I’m sold! 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