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I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry, baby!<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry I called you a tease<\/a>. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean it. I also didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean to call you sick and sadistic. My emotions just got the best of me. I know you can only be a grocery store and not the supermarket I dream of in my head.<\/p>\n I thought going to another grocery store would be a better fit for me, but it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. I found out that the grass wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t greener on the other side of the fence. It was a horrible experience. <\/p>\n It costs $4.50 for a gallon of skim milk at the other grocery store. You offered it to me for $3.50. Also, they only had TWO checkout registers open and one was the 10 items or less register. I had to wait in line. I know you would never let that happen to me.<\/p>\n We broke up over something stupid. It wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even worth it and I see that now. Those Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-Tarts, which I did find at the other grocery store, was such a stupid reason for me to think there was someone better than you. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll probably laugh at me when I tell you this, but I had to pay $3.25 for those Pop-Tarts. I know you wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have charged me that much. <\/p>\n The chocolate frosting and cookie dough filling of those Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-Tarts weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even that good, frozen or toasted. It definitely wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t as delicious as the S\u00e2\u20ac\u2122mores<\/a> and Hot Fudge Sundae<\/a> Pop-Tarts that you sold to me.<\/p>\n I now know I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m an unemotional shell who never took into consideration your feelings. You made me feel special, but I now see that I never made you feel as special.<\/p>\n What can I do to make it up to you?<\/p>\n I can get another savings card to replace the one I cut up. I can buy 12 yogurts for $7.80. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll wait in your parking lot and tackle anyone who tries to steal your shopping carts. Or I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll bag my own groceries. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll do anything to make it up to you.<\/p>\n I promise I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll never leave you again.<\/p>\n Just give me one more chance.<\/p>\n Item:<\/b> Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Pop-Tarts I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry, baby! I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sorry I called you a tease. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean it. I also didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean to call you sick and sadistic. My emotions just got the best of me. I know you can only be a grocery store and not the supermarket I dream of in my head. 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\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.25
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Good, but not the best Pop-Tarts I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve had. I miss you.
\nCons:<\/b> Didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t meet the hype that I created for it. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m an asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"