{"id":538,"date":"2007-10-21T23:06:18","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T09:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/21\/berry-burst-metamucil\/"},"modified":"2023-08-30T15:25:51","modified_gmt":"2023-08-31T01:25:51","slug":"berry-burst-metamucil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2007\/10\/21\/berry-burst-metamucil\/","title":{"rendered":"Berry Burst Metamucil"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Hey, y’all. It’s your girl Britney Spears.<\/p>\n

I bet y’all have been hearing some things about me in the media and I just want to say for the record that I did do those things, but I want to let y’all know that I’m trying to live a regular, normal life, y’all. I just want to live a regular life with my mom, dad, little sister, dogs, house, bodyguards, maids, butlers, dancers, publicist, and assistants. <\/p>\n

Oh, and my two kids. I kind of forgot about them, since I don’t see them much anymore, y’all.<\/p>\n

I-I-I just want to be a regular person, like y’all. I want to know what it’s like to have the wind blow across my skin. I want to know what it’s like to love and be loved…Wait a sec, those would make crackin’ lyrics for another album, y’all. I think I’m going to call this song, “I’m Not Yo Bitch No More.”<\/p>\n

Yeaaaaa, I’m not yo bitch no more. What do I need you for? I’m not yo bitch noooooo mooore.<\/i> <\/p>\n

Damn, y’all. I need to get into a studio and record that.<\/p>\n

Anyway, because I want to be a regular person, I’ve been trying to eat alot of fiber because I heard eating it will make you regular. But it’s been hard trying to eat alot of fiber because In-N-Out Burgers and martini olives have almost no fiber. So here I am drinking this Berry Burst Metamucil. I tried the orange one first because I thought it was going to taste like Tang, but it didn’t. So I switched over to the berry one because it comes in pink, y’all.<\/p>\n