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I’m sure by now you’ve all seen TikTok’s hottest new dance craze, the Dorito Dip.<\/p>\n
What’s that? You haven’t? That’s probably because I just made it up.<\/p>\n
Here’s something you won’t believe I’m not making up \u2013 Frito Lay makes Doritos-flavored dips now.<\/p>\n
Do you love Doritos but wish they came in a wetter and gloopier form? Have you ever wanted a chip to taste like a Dorito, but inexplicably just didn’t get Doritos? Then you’re in luck because new Spicy Nacho and Cool Ranch Jalapeno Doritos Dips are hitting shelves nationwide.<\/p>\n
I don’t know if I’ve ever actually dipped a Dorito, but you better believe I wanna dip stuff into the essence of Dorito\u2026 so that’s exactly what I did.<\/p>\n
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My dippers of the day were Santitas Tortilla Chips (underrated chips that someone once told me are literally repackaged unflavored Doritos), ridged potato chips, a soft pretzel, and Chicken McNuggets.<\/p>\n
Starting off, Cool Ranch Jalapeno was only decent, and I actually liked it more for the addition of the jalapeno.<\/p>\n
I didn’t necessarily think they’d be able to match the absolute perfection of Cool Ranch Doritos flavor, but I still needed more. It’s there, but the intensity is dialed down a ton. While the jalapeno gives it a nice crisp and spicy pepper flavor, the Cool Ranch takes a back seat. This flavor needs to be a dusty coating. It just doesn’t work as well as a sour creamy base.<\/p>\n
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To be fair, it still tasted pretty good with the Santitas and the soft pretzel, but it’s probably not even better than your run-of-the-mill ranch or onion-style dip.<\/p>\n
As for Spicy Nacho, well, it just doesn’t need to exist. If I were to rank Spicy Nacho on the Dip Scale\u2122, I’d put it slightly above the dip from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?<\/em><\/p>\n It’s no better than a mid-tier queso or nacho cheese. Fine, but whatever. I had to concentrate to get the distinct Nacho Cheese Dorito flavor that really only popped on the finish and was masked by the “spicy” of it all. Push comes to shove, you’ll know it’s based on Spicy Nacho Dorito, but it pales in comparison to the chip.<\/p>\n It’s not a bad pretzel companion, but it just didn’t enhance any of the other stuff. Santitas worked fine enough with both, but plain potato chips were a bust, and every McNugget dipping sauce works better.<\/p>\n Dorito flavor only succeeds as a dust. I’d steer clear of these unless you’re having a big spread and looking to pick up a couple of dips anyway. Just get the Cool Ranch and opt for a queso. Frito-Lay has a better Tostitos-branded one right down the aisle.<\/p>\n These don’t mention refrigeration after opening and are apparently shelf-stable for six months. Maybe I’m a wuss, but I find that pretty off-putting, just as I found the texture to be that of an off pudding. Wordplay.<\/p>\n These feel like they were dumped on shelves with no fanfare or marketing, and maybe for good reason. They’re a strange release at a strange time of year. They probably coulda done okay in the summer, but during Christmas? We’ll see how far the Doritos name takes them. I don’t think they’ll fly off shelves, but it’s not too late to try and move some units with the soon-to-be viral Dorito Dip.<\/p>\n Purchased Price:<\/strong> $4.98 each I’m sure by now you’ve all seen TikTok’s hottest new dance craze, the Dorito Dip. What’s that? You haven’t? That’s probably because I just made it up. Here’s something you won’t believe I’m not making up \u2013 Frito Lay makes Doritos-flavored dips now. 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\nSize:<\/strong> 10 oz.
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> Walmart
\nRating:<\/strong> (Spicy Nacho) 4 out of 10, (Cool Ranch Jalapeno) 6 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> (2 tbsp) Spicy Nacho<\/strong> – 40 calories, 3 grams of fat, .5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 220 milligrams of sodium, 2 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 0 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein. Cool Ranch Jalapeno<\/strong> – 50 calories, 5 grams of fat, .5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 230 milligrams of sodium, 2 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and less than 1 gram of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"