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Despite looking older than his age for several decades now, Cap\u2019n Crunch is turning 60 this year, and as such, he has made himself a celebratory birthday cake-flavored cereal. What, you don\u2019t make your own birthday dessert? Well, LOOK AT YOU, Mr. I-Actually-Have-Friends-and-Family-Who-Love-Me.<\/p>\n
Distinctly birthday cake-y. What is \u201cbirthday cake\u201d flavor, anyway? Generic vanilla sugar cake? Anyway, the Cap\u2019n manages to capture the flavor admirably with his multi-colored misshaped balls. If I had one complaint, it would be that the flavor is a bit muted; if a full-on grade school birthday party cake is a 10, these were about a 5. Depending on your love for birthday cake flavor, this is either a good or bad thing.<\/p>\n
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As mentioned above, this cereal is entirely composed of multi-colored, oddly shaped balls. There are no yellow pillows (barrels?) or brightly and solidly colored \u201cberries.\u201d File this under \u201cmildly interesting.\u201d<\/p>\n
Also, it appears from the picture on the box that the irregularly shaped pieces are supposed to be singularly colored; maybe the dye wasn\u2019t set when my box was packed because what I ended up with looks like a hippie\u2019s shirt closet.<\/p>\n
If you like birthday cake-flavored things and Cap\u2019n Crunch, you will likely enjoy this version of the Quaker classic. Just try not to get hung up on the fact that the 60-year-old Cap\u2019n has no one who cares enough to make him a cake.<\/p>\n
Purchased Price:<\/strong> $4.78 What is it? Despite looking older than his age for several decades now, Cap\u2019n Crunch is turning 60 this year, and as such, he has made himself a celebratory birthday cake-flavored cereal. What, you don\u2019t make your own birthday dessert? Well, LOOK AT YOU, Mr. I-Actually-Have-Friends-and-Family-Who-Love-Me. How are they? Distinctly birthday cake-y. 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\nSize:<\/strong> 14.8 oz
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> Hy-Vee
\nRating:<\/strong> 7 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> (38 g) 150 calories, 1.5 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 200 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 14 grams of sugar (including 14 grams of added sugar), and 2 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"