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Last year, Vitaminwater allowed their Facebook fans to create a new flavor and the result of that is Vitaminwater Connect. The newest beverage from the Coke-owned company is a black cherry-lime flavored water that contains eight “key nutrients” and caffeine. Sadly, none of the ingredients in the beverage were grown via FarmVille.<\/p>\n
As with all flavors of Vitaminwater, it contains the obligatory light-hearted copy in all lowercase letters:<\/p>\n
“we caught you. no use denying it. your fingerprints are all over this bottle. after connecting on Facebook, you voted on the flavor & designed the label\u00e2\u20ac\u201dit was great having you do all the work! and since you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been so busy pretending not to notice friend requests for about 3 days, posting pics of events (that you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re still at), and clicking through photos of \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcfriends\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 you barely know (ever get nervous they can tell?), better crack open this bottle. it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got 8 key nutrients from vitamin a to zing plus caffeine to give you some extra energy\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 because based on last night\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pics, it looks like you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got some serious untagging to do.”<\/p>\n
It won’t be available until March, but you can kill some of that time by playing Mafia Wars or Bejeweled Blitz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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