{"id":56,"date":"2004-10-12T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:30:10","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:30:10","slug":"airborne-effervescent-orange-flavored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/12\/airborne-effervescent-orange-flavored\/","title":{"rendered":"Airborne Effervescent (Orange Flavored)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Airborne<\/p>\n

It all started last week when I woke up with a bad sore throat. According to my body, a bad sore throat guarantees a cold. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how I got the sore throat, but it could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been the extremely late night karaoke or the make out session with my pillow.<\/p>\n

When the Impulsive Buy staff gets a hint of someone in the pre-stages of a cold, everyone suddenly becomes Howard Hughes<\/a>. They put on surgical facemasks, break out Costco-sized bottles of waterless hand sanitizer, start opening doors with paper towels, and play the movie Outbreak<\/i><\/a> starring Dustin Hoffman over and over again, just to give that someone a subtle hint that he or she and his or her germs are not welcome.<\/p>\n

Because of this, I was forced to find a solution to prevent the sore throat from becoming a full-blown cold. Usually, tackling this problem would include almost illegal amounts of NyQuil (or its generic counterpart), but due to my love of operating heavy machinery, that was no longer an option.<\/p>\n