{"id":5600,"date":"2010-01-20T01:35:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T11:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=5600"},"modified":"2026-02-11T11:03:29","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T21:03:29","slug":"review-ben-jerrys-hannah-teters-maple-blondie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/20\/review-ben-jerrys-hannah-teters-maple-blondie\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Ben<\/a><\/p>\n

I don’t think I’ve ever met a flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t like, even their new Limited Batch Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. I don’t know if I like them all because I’m high or because they’re high. If I were high, I’d think anything tastes awesome. But I think it’s them who are high, because I don’t get high and I believe the only way anyone could create the flavors they come up with is if they’re under the influence of a little marijuana, or as they probably call it in Vermont, where Ben & Jerry’s headquarters is located, Burlington<\/a> Buzz.<\/p>\n

If this is the case, I imagine the conversation that eventually led to the creation of Maple Blondie went something like this:<\/p>\n

(NOTE: The following conversation would be a lot better if you imagine Cheech and Chong having it.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Hey man, I wanna make an ice cream for Olympic gold medalist Hannah Teter.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> What? You want to make a bong out of a heater?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> No man, an ice cream for Hannah Teter. She’s from Vermont, man.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Oh yeah, man. That would be awesome. What should we put in it?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> I don’t know. Let me think about it while I smoke a bowl.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Aw man. I’m gonna do the same thing.<\/p>\n

Five minutes later<\/i><\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Hey man, what are we doing?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> I forgot. Naw, naw, man. I remember. We wanted to make a flavor for Hannah Teter.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Aw yeah man. That’s right.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> She’s from Vermont, so we should put in things that Vermont is known for.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> So what is Vermont known for?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Burlington Buzz?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Naw man, we can’t put Burlington Buzz in an ice cream. Burlington Buzz only goes great with brownies.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Oh man, we should put brownies in the ice cream.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Oh, that’s sweet, man. But we still need to add an ingredient Vermont is known for.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Burlington Buzz?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Naw man, we can’t do that. I need to think about this. Pass me that bong we made from that Vermont maple syrup bottle.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Aw man, remember we broke it when we were partying with Phish. But I have another bottle. All we have to do is get rid of the maple syrup in it.<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #1:<\/b> Man, we should use that maple syrup in an ice cream. Maple ice cream would be good. What should we mix with the maple ice cream?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Worker #2:<\/b> Burlington Buzz?<\/p>\n

Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie consists of maple ice cream with blonde brownie chunks and a maple caramel swirl. The maple ice cream by itself has a mild flavor, but when eaten with the maple caramel swirl, it reminds me of a Werther’s Original butterscotch candy. The blonde brownie chunks, which I wish there were more of in the pint, have a brown sugar flavor to them. They also add a chewy and very slightly gritty texture to the ice cream.<\/p>\n

Overall, the Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie is a very good ice cream that’s a great representation of Vermont — from the sweetness of the maple syrup to how cold it can get in the area. It’s an ice cream that Burlington Buzz smokers will love.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1\/2 cup – 240 calories, 11 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 65 milligrams of cholesterol, 90 milligrams of sodium, 32 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 25 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein, 10% vitamin A and 10% calcium.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Other Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie reviews:<\/b>
\nOn Second Scoop<\/a><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Ben & Jerry’s Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie
\nPrice:<\/b> $3.99
\nSize:<\/b> One Pint
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Very good. Maple ice cream with the maple caramel swirl tastes like a Werther’s Original. Brownie chunks provide a nice chewiness. Made from cows that aren’t treated with rBGH. Proceeds go to help Teter’s charity, which helps a village in Africa. Making a bong out of a maple syrup bottle.
\nCons:<\/b> Not enough brownie chunks. Maple ice cream itself has a mild flavor. Might be too sweet for some. Forgetting what you’re trying to accomplish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I don’t think I’ve ever met a flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream that I didn’t like, even their new Limited Batch Hannah Teter’s Maple Blondie. I don’t know if I like them all because I’m high or because they’re high. If I were high, I’d think anything tastes awesome. 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