{"id":5624,"date":"2010-01-22T00:00:19","date_gmt":"2010-01-22T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=5624"},"modified":"2023-08-12T16:00:58","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T02:00:58","slug":"review-jello-mousse-temptations-dark-chocolate-decadence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/22\/review-jello-mousse-temptations-dark-chocolate-decadence\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Jell-O Mousse Temptations Dark Chocolate Decadence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/jellotemp.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>For many of us, the month of January represents a new beginning, the start of a new year and a new you. The infamous New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Resolution of losing weight is as American as all-you-can-eat buffets, deep-fried Snickers and funnel cakes.  Most resolutions are broken within the first month, because there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s always someone tempting you with pizza, fried chicken, hookers, or whatever you&#8217;ve pledged to stop consuming. <\/p>\n<p>To many of us, especially us ladies, chocolate is a huge weakness. Countless times we find ourselves giving into this sweet, sinful confection, and like a kid at chubby camp getting caught with a Twinkie in one hand and a can of whipped cream in the other, we feel guilty after we indulge, and scold ourselves for breaking our resolution for the tenth year in a row.<\/p>\n<p>Jell-O Mousse \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Temptations\u00e2\u20ac\u009d wants you to feel good about yourself if you need a chocolate fix. At only 60 calories, the Dark Chocolate Decadence promises that this mousse-like treat will satisfy your primal urge for chocolate and cure even the worst possible case of PMS.<\/p>\n<p>Fat chance. <\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m pretty sure Mousse Temptations Dark Chocolate Decadence would make any chocolate-loving woman become an even bigger bitch (admit it ladies, we all are bitches before Aunt Flo comes to town). <\/p>\n<p>It was absolutely horrible. The texture was like that of dry pudding with a bunch of air pumped into it. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a big fan of Jell-O and their sugar-free desserts, despite the fact they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use Bill Cosby in their commercials anymore, but this product certainly wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t decadent and the only thing I was tempted to do was to throw away my unfinished cup, which I did. <\/p>\n<p>Even though it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s low in calories, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s unbearable to eat. Just because it says it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s chocolate doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mean that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s good, and this &#8220;treat&#8221; is the crown jewel of deception. However, what can you expect from something that has less calories than one of those miniscule 100 calorie packs that wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even satisfy a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tsetse_fly\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tsetse fly<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flagpole_(structure)#Flagpoles\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Mary-Kate Olsen<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>If you want to be a little naughty without breaking your resolution, maybe it would be best if you have five M&#038;M\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s or just one Hershey\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Miniature. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not an entire bag, or a King Size bar, but these choices are much better than having a Jell-O Mousse Temptation.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; 1 cup &#8211; 60 calories, 3 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 0 milligrams of sodium and 9 grams of carbohydrates.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Jell-O Mousse Temptations Dark Chocolate Decadence<br \/>\n<b>Price:<\/b> $3.59<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 6 pack<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Wally World<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 3 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Packaging is sexy. The primal urge for chocolate. Going through with your New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Resolution. Only 60 calories. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sort of edible.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t taste good at all. PMS. Not going through with your New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Resolution. Having to give up fried chicken, pizza and hookers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For many of us, the month of January represents a new beginning, the start of a new year and a new you. The infamous New Year\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Resolution of losing weight is as American as all-you-can-eat buffets, deep-fried Snickers and funnel cakes. Most resolutions are broken within the first month, because there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s always someone tempting you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1652,1663],"class_list":["post-5624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-jello","tag-pudding"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":52330,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2022\/08\/05\/spotted-jell-o-gummies-and-milk-chocolate-pudding-cups\/","url_meta":{"origin":5624,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED: Jell-O Gummies and Milk Chocolate Pudding Cups","author":"Marvo","date":"August 5, 2022","format":false,"excerpt":"We just need lemon and blackberry Jell-O gummies to make the Olympic rings. 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