{"id":5707,"date":"2010-02-02T15:50:45","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T01:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=5707"},"modified":"2020-12-11T17:25:37","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T03:25:37","slug":"news-latest-slurpee-flavor-tries-to-cool-gamers-but-its-kind-of-a-n00b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/02\/news-latest-slurpee-flavor-tries-to-cool-gamers-but-its-kind-of-a-n00b\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Latest Slurpee Flavor Tries To Cool Gamers But It&#8217;s Kind of A N00b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/newskratus.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center> <\/p>\n<p>The latest flavor of Slurpee, the God of War Kratos Fury Blackberry Lime, seems like it&#8217;s trying to give brain freeze to gamers.  If you&#8217;re not familiar with the God of War video game franchise, you can learn about its background by watching the eventual shitty movie adaptation of it, which you could add to your Netflix queue, if all of your choices have a long wait and you don&#8217;t want to watch <i>Beverly Hills Chihuahua<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>For a Slurpee that&#8217;s meant for gamers, it&#8217;s disappointing to find out it has no caffeine in it.  I don&#8217;t think a caffeine-free Slurpee promoting a video game, would appeal to gamers because without sweet, sweet caffeine they won&#8217;t be able to stay up until the same time most people wake up.  Heck, I bet this God of War Slurpee doesn&#8217;t even appeal to a God of War because it lacks blood and violence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest flavor of Slurpee, the God of War Kratos Fury Blackberry Lime, seems like it&#8217;s trying to give brain freeze to gamers. If you&#8217;re not familiar with the God of War video game franchise, you can learn about its background by watching the eventual shitty movie adaptation of it, which you could add to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1429],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fast-food-news"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8630,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2011\/02\/15\/news-kz3-battle-fuel-slurpee-for-gamers-lacks-c8h10n4o2\/","url_meta":{"origin":5707,"position":0},"title":"NEWS: KZ3 Battle Fuel Slurpee For Gamers Lacks C8H10N4O2","author":"Marvo","date":"February 15, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"KZ3 is short for the PlayStation 3 video game, Killzone 3, which is scheduled to be released on February 22. 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