{"id":581,"date":"2008-03-04T23:14:43","date_gmt":"2008-03-05T09:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/04\/snapple-antioxidant-water\/"},"modified":"2023-02-17T14:11:30","modified_gmt":"2023-02-18T00:11:30","slug":"snapple-antioxidant-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/04\/snapple-antioxidant-water\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Snapple Antioxidant Water"},"content":{"rendered":"

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With each having their own color and special power, I was hoping these five flavors of Snapple Vitamin<\/strike> Antioxidant Water would combine to form a huge robot, like Voltron: Defender of the Universe or the >Mighty Morphin Power Ranger’s Megazord. <\/p>\n

Despite dressing up like King Zarkon from the Planet Doom and throwing other plastic bottles into the trash, instead of recycling them, the Snapple Vitamin<\/strike> Antioxidant Water plastic bottles did nothing to stop my evil ways.<\/p>\n

Although Captain Planet<\/a> did appear and attacked me while saying, “I’ve found another use for these bottles and that’s to kick your ass with them.”<\/p>\n

The Snapple Vitamin<\/strike> Antioxidant Water comes in seven flavors, but I was only able to try five of them: Grape Pomegranate, Agave Melon, Strawberry Acai, Orange Starfruit, and Tropical Mango. According to the labels, they all have the power to do something beyond quenching a thirst. <\/p>\n

Grape seed extract in the Grape Pomegranate has the power to defy, electrolytes in the Agave Melon has the power to restore, 60 milligrams of caffeine in the Strawberry Acai has the power to awaken, while Vitamin C in the Orange Starfruit and Tropical Mango have the power to protect. <\/p>\n

Oh, if only one of them had the power of telekinesis or the power to sober.<\/p>\n

Every flavor I tried was good. My two favorite flavors were the unusual tasting Agave Melon and the Strawberry Acai. Overall, they seemed a little less watered down than Glaceau’s Vitamin Water, despite their sugar content being about the same at about 30 grams per bottle. Speaking about similarities with Vitamin Water, the Snapple Vitamin<\/strike> Antioxidant Water also has semi-witty writing on its label, they don’t contain high-fructose corn syrup, and of course, they can’t form into a gigantic robot to fight evil.<\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Snapple Antioxidant Water
\nPrice:<\/b> 99 cents each (20-ounces)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> 7-Eleven
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> All the flavors I tried tasted good. Agave Melon and Strawberry Acai were my favorites. Vitamins A & E. Less watered down taste than Vitamin Water. Electrolytes. No high-fructose corn syrup. Strawberry Acai flavor has 60 milligrams of caffeine.
\nCons:<\/b> Vitamin Water copycat, even includes semi-witty copy on label. Can’t combine to form gigantic robot to fight evil. None has the ability to sober. Getting your ass kicked by Captain Planet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With each having their own color and special power, I was hoping these five flavors of Snapple Vitamin Antioxidant Water would combine to form a huge robot, like Voltron: Defender of the Universe or the >Mighty Morphin Power Ranger’s Megazord. 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