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<\/center><\/p>\nWhen The King isn’t watching you sleep or molesting your children, he’s in the corporate test kitchen. He’s probably molesting the chefs too, but what he’s really doing is finding ways to slowly kill you with fat so that he may harvest your organs to pay for the medical bills that come from maintaining that abnormally large head of his. It’s no surprise that he managed to get this gut-busting Burger King Loaded Steakhouse Burger green-lit.<\/p>\n
There’s also a regular Steakhouse Burger that has lettuce and tomatoes, but for entertainment purposes I decided to go with the more gastronomically disgusting Loaded variety. It’s a cubed angus steak (basically chewy ground beef), about ten strips of bacon, A1 Sauce, fried onion strings, and “loaded\u009d mashed potatoes on a corn-dusted bun. I use the term “loaded”\u009d very loosely because I got a smear of mashed potatoes the size of a pat of butter. “Ripped Off”\u009d mashed potatoes would be much more fitting.<\/p>\n
Of course, I haven’t even gotten to the insanity inherent in a burger with mashed potatoes as a selling point. KFC already crossed several lines with their Famous Bowls, but the PR people at Burger King took it to another level by trying to sell this burger as \u201cthe indulgence of an entire steak dinner at a fraction of the cost.\u201d What they fail to mention is that the steak dinner they are referring to is Banquet’s Salisbury Steak, which is on sale at your local supermarket for 99 cents, ironically a fraction of the $6.99 you’ll be paying for this combo.<\/p>\n
Once you get down to it, you’re paying a rather hefty price for a rather meager burger that consists of dry, chewy beef, a pig’s ass worth of bacon, a gentle wipe of mashed potatoes, and some crushed Funyuns. This is the type of burger that you should be absolutely embarrassed to order. It is the type of burger that is only dreamt up by the fattest of all fat people and the stoniest of all stoners. The type of burger that you want to tell your mom about, but are too afraid because she would think you were shooting up heroin with the wrong crowd.<\/p>\n
Don’t let The King harvest your organs. Boycott this overpriced monstrosity.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Burger King Loaded Steakhouse Burger
\nPrice: <\/b> $6.99 for medium combo
\nPurchased at: <\/b> Burger King
\nRating:<\/b> 2 out of 10
\nPros: <\/b> A ridiculous yet ballsy concept for a burger. A fun story to tell your friends about after it gets pulled. A1 sauce tastes a little better than Burger King’s barbecue sauce.
\nCons: <\/b> Burger is way smaller than advertised. Almost no mashed potatoes. Onions are nearly non-existent. Angus beefsteak is chewy and flavorless. Horrendously overpriced. The King.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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