{"id":605,"date":"2008-05-09T01:10:31","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T11:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=605"},"modified":"2023-02-04T13:42:05","modified_gmt":"2023-02-04T23:42:05","slug":"jack-in-the-box-strawberry-banana-real-fruit-smoothie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/09\/jack-in-the-box-strawberry-banana-real-fruit-smoothie\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/jitbsmoothie.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What are you doing, Jack in the Box?  Are you going all healthy on us with your Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie?  Whatever you&#8217;re doing, stop it!  Because it&#8217;s freakin&#8217; me out!  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m in an alternate universe where Jumbo Jacks, Big Macs and Whoppers are healthy, while vegetables and organic foods are bad for you.  It is also a universe where Jared is still the spokesperson for Subway, except Subway makes sub sandwiches the size of actual submarines, and Jared weighs 700 pounds, doesn&#8217;t know where his penis is, looks like Jabba the Hutt, and hasn&#8217;t moved his ass off of his couch since 1999.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, there weren&#8217;t any nutritional facts on the Jack in the Box website right now so it&#8217;s hard for me to know if they&#8217;re healthy or not.  (Editor&#8217;s Note: Nutritional facts are down below)  This worries me because fast food joints have the ability to turn something healthy into something that&#8217;s not, like salads and adults collecting kids meal toys.  For all I know, this fast food smoothie might be the most unhealthiest thing on the face of the Earth and they deep fry the bastard when no one is looking.  But what I do know for sure is that the Real Fruit Smoothies are made from Minute Maid fruit juice and non-fat frozen yogurt, which sounds somewhat healthy to me, but then again I believe I can get all my daily vegetable servings from eating a full sheet of carrot cake.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t expect the Jack in the Box Real Fruit Smoothie to be like anything you would get from Jamba Juice or Robeks.  Jack in the Box only uses fruit juices, while the two smoothie specialists uses a combination of real fruits, fruit juices, free boosts, and fancy smoothie names usually reserved for girly, fruity alcoholic beverages which I enjoy for a few sips, then pass out, and then either wake up pants-less in some stranger&#8217;s bed or pants-less in the middle of the orangutan exhibit at the zoo.<\/p>\n<p>The Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie had a fruit taste that didn&#8217;t seem natural, but then again the idea of a strawberry-banana juice seems unnatural.  If I squeeze an orange, I&#8217;m going to get orange juice.  If I squeeze a banana, I&#8217;m going to get baby food and stink eyes from monkeys.  There was an artificial sweetener taste to it, so perhaps that&#8217;s where the unnatural taste came from.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, the Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie was decent and was what I expected from a fast food joint.  It&#8217;s definitely not something I would get my daily servings of fruit from, because for that I would eat an entire apple pie, but I think that it&#8217;s probably healthier than a deep-fried Jack in the Box Oreo Shake.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; 16 ounces &#8211; 290 calories, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 70 milligrams of sodium, 210 milligrams of potassium, 73 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of dietary fiber, 57 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b>   Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie<br \/>\n<b>Price:<\/b>  $3.89 (16 ounces)<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b>   Jack in the Box<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 5 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Decent tasting.  Made with non-fat frozen yogurt.  Enjoyed the satisfying crunch of the coarse ice crystals.  Possibly healthier than a Jack in the Box Oreo Shake.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Had a slight artificial sweetener taste.  Strawberry-banana juice seems unnatural.  <strike>No nutritional facts on website.<\/strike>  Getting stink eyes from monkeys, because flying poop is soon to follow.  Waking up bottomless in the middle of a zoo exhibit spooning a primate.  The power of fruity, girly alcoholic beverages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What are you doing, Jack in the Box? Are you going all healthy on us with your Jack in the Box Strawberry Banana Real Fruit Smoothie? Whatever you&#8217;re doing, stop it! Because it&#8217;s freakin&#8217; me out! It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m in an alternate universe where Jumbo Jacks, Big Macs and Whoppers are healthy, while vegetables and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1477,1559],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-fast-food","tag-jack-in-the-box"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3330,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/30\/news-addition-of-new-tropical-smoothie-causes-jack-in-the-box-menu-board-to-be-even-more-crowded\/","url_meta":{"origin":605,"position":0},"title":"NEWS: Addition of New Tropical Smoothie Causes Jack in the Box Menu Board To Be Even More Crowded","author":"Marvo","date":"April 30, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"This week, Jack in the Box introduced their new Tropical Smoothie. 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