{"id":6053,"date":"2010-03-15T23:54:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T09:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=6053"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:54:58","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:54:58","slug":"review-blue-diamond-crunchy-almond-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/15\/review-blue-diamond-crunchy-almond-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Blue Diamond Crunchy Almond Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Get ready fair readers, because I’m about to blow your mind.<\/p>\n

According to my sources *cough* Facebook *cough*, March is National Peanut Month. After doing some research, I later found out National Peanut Lover’s Day falls on March 15th and National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day is on March 1st, which of course makes sense. However, National Peanut Butter Lover’s Month is in November and National Peanut Butter Day is in January. Shit. I don’t know about you, but I feel like I need some epinephrine to deal this clusterfuck of made up holidays.<\/p>\n

Almonds, on the other hand, are straightforward, they don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have an entire month devoted to them, and their day pretty much goes on without any fanfare (it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s February 16th so mark your calendars for next year, and if you’re the worst boyfriend ever, combine it with Valentine’s Day). To me, almonds are a classier, more stuck up nut than the peanut. A kid who uses his jacket\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sleeve as a tissue has the taste bud capabilities of distinguishing what makes peanuts and peanut butter yummy. Almonds, however, are certainly for a more refined crowd. Even by saying the word “almond” you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help but picture yourself wearing a monocle and speaking in an accent that is supposed to represent the higher echelon of society who uses the word “echelon” in everyday conversations.<\/p>\n