{"id":61379,"date":"2024-04-01T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=61379"},"modified":"2024-03-29T16:05:18","modified_gmt":"2024-03-30T02:05:18","slug":"gatorade-water-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2024\/04\/01\/gatorade-water-review\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Gatorade Water"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“If you want a revolution, the only solution, evolve.”<\/p>\n

Sage advice from an extremely catchy tune Gatorade used in ads about a decade ago.<\/p>\n

Fast forward to today annnnd I guess the revolution is over, because\u2026 Gatorade. Water.<\/p>\n

Gatorade Water? That’s devolution!<\/p>\n

Step aside Fierce Grape, Riptide Rush, and Frost Glacier Freeze. There’s a new Gatorade flavor in town \u2013 nothing. Some ad wizard probably made your yearly salary (x10) to come up with that.<\/p>\n

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Do you love electrolytes but hate fun? Well, Gatorade Water might just be for you.<\/p>\n

Have you ever known someone who’s always had a beard, but then they shave their beard, and then you see their clean-shaven face sans beard, and you think, “Oooof, you shoulda kept the beard?” Gatorade Water.<\/p>\n

What’s next, Ben & Jerry’s milk?! Lay’s potatoes? \u2026 I’d try ’em both.<\/p>\n

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Ok, ok, I’ll stop being so cynical. After all, there’s some merit to Gatorade Water. I’m not gonna act like it’s the first bottled alkaline water with electrolytes. There’s clearly a market for this. Smartwater exists, but I still can’t shake the fact this feels dumb.<\/p>\n

It’s kinda hard to review water. It’s water. I know there is literally at least one water sommelier out there who would disagree, but H2O is H2O.<\/p>\n

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Everyone knows someone who insists they can tell the difference between waters, but I guarantee if they were put to the test and blindfolded, that claim would be proven false. Anyway, I’m one of those people now. They’re all liars, but I’m not. I can tell the difference. I don’t think this is very good water. <\/p>\n

I’m a Poland Spring loyalist, and when comparing that “pure spring water” to this, I could really tell the difference. This has that dull “dryness” on the finish that I can only assume is from the bit of alkaline and sodium used to lyte up the electros. I can’t really explain it, but I think it’s a common complaint people have with Aquafina, Dasani, or possibly both.<\/p>\n

For some reason, I feel like this type of water can never get truly cold or refreshing. I had it in the fridge for a good 36 hours, and it just never got above “slightly chilled.” Does any of this make sense?<\/p>\n

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Perhaps it has to do with the pH of 7.5 “or higher?” I don’t actually know what that means for drinking water, but I guess it’s not “Planet Hollywood.” Quick Googling seems to indicate that 7.5 is about right for most water.<\/p>\n

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I drank this at the gym, and it just didn’t stack up to my usual Poland Spring. I also didn’t stack up, as I was pumping weights so tiny that one particularly nosy trainer asked me if I “tore my rotator cuff or something?”<\/p>\n

Gatorade Water has “what plants crave,” but I, a “human man,” wasn’t invigorated like I would’ve been if I swigged on a flavored Gatorade or my usual cold Poland Spring. This is just dry tepid nothing. The bottle is sleek and has a solid cap construction, though. I’ll give it that.<\/p>\n

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Look, it’s water. Am I being too hard on water? Perhaps, but there are plenty of other waters and sports drinks that are better than this, so I say don’t even bother. You can always just have what I’m having – Hatorade.<\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/strong> $1.99
\nSize:<\/strong> 23.7 Fl. Oz.
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> ShopRite
\nRating:<\/strong> 4 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> 0 calories, 0 grams of fat, 65 milligrams of sodium, 0 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 0 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“If you want a revolution, the only solution, evolve.” Sage advice from an extremely catchy tune Gatorade used in ads about a decade ago. Fast forward to today annnnd I guess the revolution is over, because\u2026 Gatorade. Water. Gatorade Water? That’s devolution! Step aside Fierce Grape, Riptide Rush, and Frost Glacier Freeze. 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