{"id":617,"date":"2008-05-30T17:38:48","date_gmt":"2008-05-31T03:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=617"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:28:43","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:28:43","slug":"edge-energy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/30\/edge-energy\/","title":{"rendered":"Edge Energy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/edgeenergy.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For many men, and some women, shaving their facial hair is a chore, but for me I don&#8217;t consider every shave an unpleasant task, I think of it as an experience for all five of my senses&#8230;.oh, except taste because licking shaving blades is unpleasant and doesn&#8217;t taste good.  Most people just want to get it done and over with.  I want to embrace the journey and savor every moment like it&#8217;s my very last shave.  I want to feel each individual hair being cut at the closest possible point; I want to hear the metal blades gently scrape along my skin; I want to smell the testosterone I release into the air that lets me know I am a man without looking between my legs; and I want to see what I look like if I had a white beard.<\/p>\n<p>To reach that level of excitement, it takes more than a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor.  You don&#8217;t give Leonardo da Vinci just a brush and expect him to create the <i>Mona Lisa<\/i> or <i>The Last Supper<\/i>.  He needs oil paints, an easel, and a palette.  You don&#8217;t give Joe Francis a video camera and assume he will create another <i>Girls Gone Wild<\/i> video.  He needs drunk chicks, really drunk chicks, Girls Gone Wild t-shirts, and permission forms that drunk chicks can easily sign.  <\/p>\n<p>All you need to get a great shave is a sharp razor blade, some pre-shave oil, a really good shaving cream that doesn&#8217;t foam up a lot, hot water, aftershave balm, and some Jack Johnson music.  The razor blade, pre-shave oil, shaving cream, and hot water will help glide the blade across your skin and the contours of your face.  The aftershave balm will help soothe your skin.  The mellow Jack Johnson music will help relax your facials muscles and pores, but don&#8217;t get too into it, or else the soothing sounds of Jack Johnson&#8217;s voice and guitar strumming will put you into a coma that can only be broken with death metal.<\/p>\n<p>The new Edge Energy shaving gel is not something I would add to my shaving repertoire.  First off, I&#8217;m disappointed that despite being called Edge Energy and comes in a green color reminiscent of an energy drink, it doesn&#8217;t contain anything that might boost my energy, like caffeine, ginseng, cocaine, green tea, testosterone, coffee, or a Richard Simmons Sweatin&#8217; to the Oldies workout.  Instead, Energy is the name of its supposed scent, which consists of cedar, leather, ginger and musk.  Secondly, it doesn&#8217;t lubricate as well as some of the other products I&#8217;ve used from companies like the Art of Shaving and the King of Shaves.  They are a little pricy, but if you&#8217;re going to have to do something every day or every other day, shouldn&#8217;t you use something that feels good to use.  Thirdly, Edge Energy doesn&#8217;t seem much different than all the other Edge shaving gels.  On its can, it brags about more aloe and moisturizers, but I really didn&#8217;t notice them.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, the shave I got was average and not as pleasant as my usual shave.  If you&#8217;re already an Edge shaving gel user, then I could recommend this to you, but if you shave every day, you really should move up to something better.<\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b>  Edge Energy<br \/>\n<b>Price:<\/b>  $3.99<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b>  Wal-Mart<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  5 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Gelly then foamy.  Cool black can.  With more aloe and moisturizers, but I didn&#8217;t notice them.  My shaving experience.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Average shave.  Doesn&#8217;t seem much different than all the other Edge shaving gels.  Nothing in it that gives a user energy.  Energy scent isn&#8217;t really noticeable.  Joe Francis is a dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For many men, and some women, shaving their facial hair is a chore, but for me I don&#8217;t consider every shave an unpleasant task, I think of it as an experience for all five of my senses&#8230;.oh, except taste because licking shaving blades is unpleasant and doesn&#8217;t taste good. 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