{"id":6212,"date":"2010-04-12T00:23:26","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T10:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=6212"},"modified":"2023-08-30T15:30:51","modified_gmt":"2023-08-31T01:30:51","slug":"review-taco-bell-salsa-roja-tortada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/12\/review-taco-bell-salsa-roja-tortada\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Taco Bell Salsa Roja Tortada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theimpulsivebuy\/4514357508\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/tortada1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Taco Bell likes to keep things fresh.  I&#8217;m not talking about their food, of course.  That would be ridiculous.  I&#8217;m referring to their constant stream of new menu items that can range from mildly delicious to head-scratchingly bizarre.  I&#8217;m looking at you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/19\/review-taco-bell-black-jack-taco\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Black Jack Taco<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I appreciate their moxie, though.  It takes some creativity to take five core ingredients and find different ways to repackage them as a new product.  Their latest attempt has resulted in two new products: Taco Bell Tortadas.  One is Salsa Roja flavored, and the other is Bacon Ranch.<\/p>\n<p>I had the exact same thought that Marvo did when he wrote his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/10\/the-week-in-reviews-4102010\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Week in Reviews post<\/a> &#8212; Taco Bell had made up the word &#8220;tortada.&#8221;  <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Enchirito\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">It&#8217;s not like it would be the first time<\/a>.  Again, like Marvo, I immediately ran to Google and was surprised to discover that, no, tortada is a real thing.  This mildly disappointed me, because I really wanted to say that Taco Bell making up the word tortada is tortarded.  Reality is fucking with my puns.  You could say I&#8217;ve been <i>pun<\/i>ished.<\/p>\n<p>There.  I feel better now.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pie&#8221; or &#8220;tart,&#8221; which are the English translations of the word &#8220;tortada,&#8221; are not the first words that come to mind, looking at Taco Bell&#8217;s Tortada.  I&#8217;d say they look more like pita pockets.  They should have called them Torpitas!  No, no, that&#8217;s terrible.  That&#8217;s tortarded.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to try the Salsa Roja variety, since Bacon Ranch has already been covered by other blogs, like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandeating.com\/2010\/04\/review-taco-bell-bacon-ranch-tortada.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Brand Eating<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.we-rate-stuff.com\/2010\/04\/taco-bell-bacon-ranch-tortada.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">We Rate Stuff<\/a>.  Branching out into the world of bacon and ranch is a fairly new thing for Taco Bell, so I&#8217;ll throw them a little props for expanding their ingredient list.  I will say, though, that anything &#8220;Bacon Ranch&#8221; doesn&#8217;t exactly scream &#8220;Mexican food&#8221; to me.  Of course, Taco Bell in general doesn&#8217;t scream &#8220;Mexican food&#8221; at all, so hey.  Go for it, guys.  Don&#8217;t let hundreds of years of an entire country&#8217;s well-established culinary cultural heritage hold you back.<\/p>\n<p>Salsa Roja sounds decidedly more authentic.  Taco Bell describes it as &#8220;A warm flour tortilla loaded with fire-grilled marinated all-white meat chicken, crisp shredded lettuce, fiesta salsa, flavorful salsa roja, and a blend of three cheeses \u00e2\u20ac\u201c cheddar, pepper jack, and mozzarella, all grilled together hot and toasty.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sounds tasty.  Fiesta Salsa AND salsa roja?  Taco Bell knows the way to my heart is through multiple condiments.  For any of you extreme gringos out there, &#8220;salsa roja&#8221; translates to &#8220;red sauce.&#8221;  Try not to fall out of your chair in shock.  With a translation that vague, the flavor could go dozens of different ways.  Fiesta Salsa is often used in Taco Bell&#8217;s &#8220;Fresco&#8221; menu, which is a collection of items that supposedly won&#8217;t cause your arteries to immediately clog, unlike the rest of their menu.  So when you think Fiesta Salsa, think less picante and more pico de gallo.<\/p>\n<p>At $3.29, the Tortadas are one of the more expensive items on Taco Bell&#8217;s menu, but when you pick one up you&#8217;ll find it has some surprising heft.  The smell is enticing; there&#8217;s nothing quite like the scent of warm tortillas, and the Tortada adds a hint of cheese and spice to really make it inviting.<\/p>\n<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/tortada2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center> <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s the innards, right there.  As you can see, there&#8217;s no shortage of chicken.  I really expected the lettuce to be limp, since it is apparently cooked with the rest of the ingredients, but I found it to be an interesting, crunchy contrast to the meatiness of the chicken, which was indeed plentiful, and surprisingly tender.  The cheese was indeed melty, although I didn&#8217;t really detect any pepper jack.  It just tasted like general cheesy gooeyness.  The Fiesta Salsa also added a nice texture contrast and a fresh burst of tomato and onion.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s most surprising about this Tortada is that the ingredient that gives it its name, the salsa roja, is almost undetectable.  You can detect a little bit of spicy kick that must come from the sauce, but you can&#8217;t really distinguish its flavor in the food.  I found this most disappointing, because I was really looking forward to getting a good taste of the salsa roja.  I thought it might have a nice enchilada sauce flavoring, but instead I got pretty much nothing.<\/p>\n<p>The Taco Bell Salsa Roja Tortada is a decent-sized meal and has decent flavor, but it doesn&#8217;t live up to the chain&#8217;s ambitious description of their new menu item.  The chicken is tasty, the Fiesta Salsa adds a nice, bright flavor, but all the cheeses taste the same and you can&#8217;t taste the salsa roja at all, which, if the name is any indication, is supposed to be the star of the show.  It&#8217;s a tasty, fulfilling meal, and seems like it would be a good choice if you&#8217;re eating on the go, but it just doesn&#8217;t live up to Taco Bell&#8217;s claims.  My salsa roja hopes were Tortadashed.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; 1 Tortada (268 grams) &#8211; 480 calories, 130 calories from fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 14 grams of total fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 60 milligrams of cholesterol, 1,860 milligrams of sodium, 60 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of dietary fiber, 5 grams of sugars and 30 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Taco Bell Salsa Roja Tortada<br \/>\n<b>Price:<\/b> $3.29<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 1 Tortada<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Taco Bell<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 7 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Tender, plentiful chicken.  High portability.  Tortada puns.  Fiesta Salsa brings bright flavor.  Moxious fast food maneuvers.  Miraculously crisp lettuce.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Salsa roja not actually detectable in Salsa Roja Tortada.  Finding out tortada is a real word.  Cheeses are indistinguishable.  People who think Taco Bell is actually Mexican food. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taco Bell likes to keep things fresh. I&#8217;m not talking about their food, of course. That would be ridiculous. I&#8217;m referring to their constant stream of new menu items that can range from mildly delicious to head-scratchingly bizarre. I&#8217;m looking at you, Black Jack Taco. I appreciate their moxie, though. 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