{"id":62743,"date":"2024-06-12T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-06-12T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=62743"},"modified":"2024-06-10T10:57:55","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T20:57:55","slug":"kelloggs-crumbl-chocolatey-chip-cookie-cereal-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2024\/06\/12\/kelloggs-crumbl-chocolatey-chip-cookie-cereal-review\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Kellogg’s Crumbl Chocolatey Chip Cookie Cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let me preface this review by saying, I like Crumbl.<\/p>\n

At some points, it might seem like I, in fact, do not like Crumbl, but I like Crumbl!<\/p>\n

I don’t love Crumbl. I dislike their “drop the vowel” startup-style name. The blindingly white and clinical aesthetic of the storefront doesn’t pass my vibe check, and the fact every cookie tastes like it’s about 87% cooked through always leaves me feeling a little empty \u2013 before I get full from the 800-calorie cookie I shove down my gullet.<\/p>\n

That said, I checked my Crumbl app, and I’ve apparently tried 19 of its cookies. That’s a lot of cookies for someone on the fence. Credit to them, they’re always getting my attention with new and interesting flavors that I mostly enjoy to varying degrees. As for its flagship Chocolatey Chip Cookie? It’s solid. I’d probably toss it somewhere near the midpoint of the 19, which is more than enough to get me to try its new Kellogg’s cereal collab.<\/p>\n

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I haven’t had a cookie-based cereal in years, as I’ve been boycotting Cookie Crisp ever since Officer Crumb, Chip the Dog, and Cookie Crook were replaced with that generic Wolf. There’s room in my heart for a new Cookie Crisp to fill the void, and I promise there’s no bias here, because I do like Crumbl.<\/p>\n

This ain’t it.<\/p>\n

Look, Crumbl (you too, Kellogg’s). I like you, but what are we doing? This seemed like a slam dunk. At no point did I ever get any real essence of a “chocolatey chip cookie.”<\/p>\n

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To start, there are barely any chocolate chips. You get a couple of poppy seeds at best. We eat with our eyes first, so give us some more chips. The pieces are smaller, denser, and less chocolatey than Cookie Crisp.<\/p>\n

It has a pleasant aroma out of the box, but I’d equate it more to an “almondy caf\u00e9 latte” scent than a freshly baked cookie.<\/p>\n

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Taste-wise, I just never got to the right flavor. It’s a bit synthetic and maybe a tad caramelly. The chocolate is a no-show. There’s so little that the milk barely changed color and certainly didn’t taste chocolatey.<\/p>\n

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As a cereal, it’s\u2026 “whatever.” There’s an acceptable sweetness and a good crunch, but everything is lacking. Here’s where I landed on the flavor \u2013 it’s as if they made a blueberry muffin cereal and forgot the blueberries. This tastes like “muffin.” I’m not sure there’s a market for Oops! No Berries.<\/p>\n

On top of all that, the box is really small. It’s expensive too. I was gonna complain, but it’s exactly what I pay for a cookie, so maybe that was the plan. There ABSOLUTELY should have been a coupon for a free or discounted Crumbl cookie on the box though. Huge misstep.<\/p>\n

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This might seem like Cookie Crisp for adults, but it’s just “blah.” Bring back Officer Crumb so he can arrest whoever gave this cereal the ok.<\/p>\n

Like their name, report cards leave off “E,” so I give Crumbl cereal a “D.”<\/p>\n

Crumbl? More like Stumbl. No, I didn’t mumbl, you heard me \u2013 stumbl! But I like Crumbl, I swear.<\/p>\n

Purchased Price:<\/strong> $5.49
\nSize:<\/strong> 7.9 oz box
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> ShopRite
\nRating:<\/strong> 3 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> (1 1\/2 Cup) 150 calories, 1 gram of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 34 grams of total carbohydrates, 2 grams of dietary fiber, 13 grams of sugar, 3 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let me preface this review by saying, I like Crumbl. At some points, it might seem like I, in fact, do not like Crumbl, but I like Crumbl! I don’t love Crumbl. I dislike their “drop the vowel” startup-style name. 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