{"id":629,"date":"2008-06-16T09:54:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-16T19:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=629"},"modified":"2018-12-04T21:31:55","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T07:31:55","slug":"revolution-3d-tea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/16\/revolution-3d-tea\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Revolution 3D Tea"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Coffee and tea are very much alike. Both need to be roasted to get their flavor, both come in caffeinated and decaffeinated forms, and both are spelled with unnecessary letters, that if removed, wouldn’t affect their pronunciations. Cofe or T, anyone? If I had to choose between a racist tea party with Amy Winehouse or a coffee-fueled marathon of The Hills<\/i>, I would have to choose the racial slur slinging and tea sipping festivities with Ms. Winehouse and hope that no stray needle hits me or her eyelashes don’t devour me like a Venus Flytrap. I would choose the tea party because I really enjoy tea in any situation and because watching several episodes of The Hills<\/i> would cause my IQ to drop by about 50 points.<\/p>\n

Recently, I’ve been enjoying the new Revolution 3D Teas because I like my tea just the way I like my Fruity Pebbles — cold, fruity and sweet. The canned beverage comes in four flavors: blueberry, mango, pomegranate and green apple. According to Revolution Tea, it’s a “Multi Dimensional Beverage” because it contains a super fruit, multiple vitamins, white tea, yadda, yadda, yadda. All of that is nice, but I’ve been staring at these Revolution 3D cans for hours and have yet to see the image of a sailboat or anything else pop out at me. <\/p>\n

Each Revolution 3D Tea had a perfectly balanced taste. Its sweetness was just right, each flavor had a slight tartness, the fruit didn’t overpower the flavor of the tea and the tea didn’t overpower the flavor of the fruit. I really enjoyed all the flavors, but the mango and pomegranate were my favorites. What I also really enjoyed about this product are the sweet, sweet antioxidants from the white tea and super fruits, although each only contained 2% juice, so I’m not too sure how much the super fruits contributed to its antioxidant content. All that I hope for is that it’s enough to protect me if I were to get hit by one of Ms. Winehouse’s flying heroin needles.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 8 ounces – 70 calories, 0 grams of fat, 5 milligrams of sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, 16 grams of sugar, 0 grams of protein, 100% vitamin C, 20% vitamin B3, 20% vitamin B6, 20% vitamin B12, 20% vitamin B5, and 3D.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Revolution 3D Tea
\nPrice:<\/b> FREE (12 ounces)
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Sent by Revolution Tea<\/a> people
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10 (mango)
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10 (pomegranate)
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10 (green apple)
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10 (blueberry)
\nPros:<\/b> Well balanced flavor. Sweetness was just right. All flavors were really good. Slight tartness. Use of pure cane sugar. No High Fructose Corn Syrup. Antioxidants, but I’m not too sure how much. Fruity Pebbles.
\nCons:<\/b> Contains only 2% juice. Can’t see 3D images on can. Getting hit by a Winehouse heroin needle. Watching a marathon of The Hills<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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