{"id":63,"date":"2004-10-21T00:23:24","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T10:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:30:09","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:30:09","slug":"suave-aroma-benefits-citrus-ginseng-moisturizing-body-wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/21\/suave-aroma-benefits-citrus-ginseng-moisturizing-body-wash\/","title":{"rendered":"Suave Aroma Benefits Citrus & Ginseng Moisturizing Body Wash"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Citrus<\/p>\n

We at the Impulsive Buy recently noticed that a majority of the reviews have been about food and beverages.<\/p>\n

Okay. To tell you the truth, WE actually didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t notice this. <\/p>\n

We read it in a nice review<\/a> about the Impulsive Buy at the Weblog Review<\/a>. In the same review, we also learnt that our grammar isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the bestest, but who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s is.<\/p>\n

So for the next few reviews, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve decided to take a break from food and beverages. Unfortunately, the next seven reviews we had planned to do were ALL food and beverage reviews like, The Incredibles cereal, Campbell\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Chunky Chili, and Mountain Dew Livewire.<\/p>\n

Since we pushed those reviews back, we were forced to scramble to find items to review. However, this gave us a good reason to visit the new megastore behemoth<\/a> that just opened up and face the large crowds that came with that behemoth. <\/p>\n

That visit, though, gave us some good things at \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Everyday Low Prices\u00e2\u20ac\u009d to review.<\/p>\n

However, today\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s review was something I found in my shower. Today I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to take a look at Suave Aroma Benefits Citrus & Ginseng Moisturizing Body Wash.<\/p>\n

Now you may be thinking that this body wash sounds kind of girly and it may not be something I would’ve used after what happened with the Mixed Berry 7-Up Plus<\/a> the other day. However, the women say they like the way I smell when using these body washes. So I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to give the women what they want, except from what I’ve learned, a willingness to open up emotionally and foreplay.<\/p>\n

We all know what citrus is, but what exactly is ginseng?<\/p>\n

I decided to look it up in the most used reference around. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right folks, Google<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Ginseng is a dried root that is believed to improve energy and vitality. There are studies that show it can also help with normalizing glucose levels, stimulate immune functions, and treat male impotence. Not only can you ingest it in pill form, it is also found in consumer products like energy drinks.<\/p>\n

Since this product is a body wash, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m supposed to reap the benefits of the ginseng without ingesting it. I would try to taste the body wash, but that would definitely bring back the bad memories I had with my fifth grade teacher and my use of certain four-letter words in class. <\/p>\n

So is the ginseng absorbed through my pores? Or maybe the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Aroma Benefits\u00e2\u20ac\u009d part of the name has something to do with it? But how can it do any good when I really don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like the aroma of it?<\/p>\n

At least, I can keep clean.<\/p>\n

The bottom line: Ginseng is good for energy drinks and erections, but not so good for moisturizing body washes.<\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> Suave Aroma Benefits Citrus & Ginseng Moisturizing Body Wash
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $1.99 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 2 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Gets me clean. Ginseng. Cheap.
\nCons:<\/b> I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t feel like I got any benefits from the aroma. Weird aroma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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