{"id":6358,"date":"2010-05-05T00:24:30","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T10:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=6358"},"modified":"2023-08-30T15:09:29","modified_gmt":"2023-08-31T01:09:29","slug":"review-limited-edition-oreo-dq-blizzard-creme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/05\/review-limited-edition-oreo-dq-blizzard-creme\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Limited Edition Oreo DQ Blizzard Creme"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The new Limited Edition Oreo DQ Blizzard Creme cookies commemorate the 25th birthday of the Dairy Queen Blizzard.<\/p>\n

Wait. The Blizzard is 25 years old?<\/p>\n

Hmm…All this time I thought it was a minor. So seven years ago, I could’ve legally been hitting on the Dairy Queen Blizzard. I also could’ve looked at sexy photos of it on the internet and fantasized about it without fear of being arrested and having to register as a sex offender. But now that I know it’s 25 years old, the appeal of hooking up with the Blizzard has gone away. An older man getting with an 18-year-old is just below threesomes on the Things That Hugh Hefner Has Done That You Probably Never Will Experience Scale.<\/p>\n

Why didn’t some pervert out there with knowledge of Adobe Flash or Javascript build an online 18th birthday countdown timer for the Blizzard? <\/p>\n

If you’re a pervert and you know it, clap your hands.
\nIf you’re a pervert and you know it, clap your hands.
\nIf you’re a pervert and you know it,
\nThen your online 18th birthday countdown timer for an underage celebrity will surely show it,
\nIf you’re a pervert and you know it, clap your hands.<\/i><\/p>\n

Seriously, other tech savvy pervs have done it for the Olsen Twins, Hayden Panettiere, Britney Spears, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, and Lindsay Lohan.<\/p>\n

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan and things I don’t want to lick, I’m not sure I like dragging my tongue against the Limited Edition Oreo DQ Blizzard Creme’s filling, which contains specks of Oreo cookies. It’s like I’m French kissing sugary coarse sandpaper or licking my unshaven face taint as I try to touch my nose with my tongue. The rough filling has a vanilla flavor that’s slightly more enhanced than what’s in between a regular Oreo cookie, and it’s almost as thick as the filling in a Double Stuf Oreo. I don’t think the limited edition cookie tastes like an Oreo Blizzard and I didn’t find it to be as delectable as regular Oreos. Maybe if I went meta and blended a few of them with some soft serve ice cream they would be better.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Happy Birthday, Dairy Queen Blizzard. I may have missed your 18th birthday, but I won’t miss the McFlurry’s. Someone please build an online 18th birthday countdown timer for the McFlurry.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 140 calories, 6 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1 gram of polyunsaturated fat, 3 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 115 milligrams of sodium, 45 milligrams of potassium, 21 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 13 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein and 6% iron.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Limited Edition Oreo DQ Blizzard Creme
\nPrice:<\/b> $2.98
\nSize:<\/b> 10.5 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> The House That Sam Built
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Good. Filling has specks of Oreo cookies and is almost as thick as a Double Stuf Oreo. Having Adobe Flash or Javascript skills, unless you’re an iPhone developer. Dairy Queen Blizzards. Getting to use the word “meta” in a review to make me look like I have vocabulary skills.
\nCons:<\/b> Doesn’t taste like an Oreo Blizzard. Not quite as good as regular Oreos. Missing the Blizzard’s 18th birthday. Contains high fructose corn syrup. Not as many cookies as a pack of regular Oreos. Licking an unshaven face taint.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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