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I\u2019m 10 percent sure Dairy Queen Caramel Java Chip Blizzard has no caffeine. But I\u2019m 100 percent sure it has coffee, choco-espresso crunch pieces, and caramel topping blended with soft serve because I copied and pasted most of this sentence from the Dairy Queen app. Looking through the ingredients of the dessert that I\u2019m 10 percent sure children should eat, I noticed instant coffee and coffee concentrate. Okay, I\u2019m eight percent sure now.<\/p>\n
As you can guess from the photo above, my Blizzard was not served upside down. But it didn\u2019t help that I took a short outdoor walk from the Dairy Queen to someplace with enough light to take decent photos, which ended up being the sitting area of a Starbucks inside a Target. The heat and humidity probably caused more melting. (Yes, I bought something from the Starbucks.)<\/p>\n
But sitting next to those baristas was helpful because doing so made me realize that I probably got more coffee flavor in my mouth by breathing in the air at a Starbucks inside a Target than I did from the Caramel Java Chip Blizzard.<\/p>\n
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Those choco-espresso crunch pieces aren\u2019t chocolate-covered espresso beans. Instead, they\u2019re coffee-flavored rice crisps in a chocolatey coating, and the way they crunch reminds me more of Buncha Crunch candy than cocoa-coated espresso beans. Mine had a lot of them, enough that every spoonful had one. But the java flavor isn\u2019t robust even with so many of them. With the first few spoonfuls, I could notice it, but at some point, that faded, and I mostly tasted the coating with a slight dark chocolate bitterness.<\/p>\n
Much like the choco-espresso crunch pieces, the caramel topping mixed with the soft serve makes itself known with every spoonful, and I wonder if its buttery sweetness contributed to the lack of java flavor. Also, I didn\u2019t taste any coffee when eating the caramel-enhanced soft serve on its own. However, the chocolate and caramel combination is good, and the crispy crunch from those chocolatey pieces is delightful.<\/p>\n
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Despite eating a small order, I still don\u2019t know if Dairy Queen\u2019s Caramel Java Chip Blizzard contains caffeine. However, ordering and drinking a Starbucks cold brew while eating the Blizzard and writing this review probably prevented me from finding out. But what I do know is that this needs more coffee flavor. It\u2019s so weak that I could convince the Starbucks baristas in front of me that this is a Choco Caramel Blizzard.<\/p>\n
Purchased Price:<\/strong> $6.89* *Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, things are a bit pricier here. You\u2019ll probably pay less than I did.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I\u2019m 10 percent sure Dairy Queen Caramel Java Chip Blizzard has no caffeine. 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\nSize:<\/strong> Small
\nRating:<\/strong> 6 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> 630 calories, 22 grams of fat, 16 grams of saturated fat, 0.5 grams of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 260 milligrams of sodium, 95 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 76 grams of sugar, and 13 grams of protein.<\/p>\n