{"id":6477,"date":"2010-05-19T00:05:18","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T10:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=6477"},"modified":"2023-09-05T16:12:43","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T02:12:43","slug":"review-wawa-buffalo-chicken-flatbread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/19\/review-wawa-buffalo-chicken-flatbread\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never worked as a server (big ups to those who have), but if I ever decide to apply as one I know exactly where my first choice would be.<\/p>\n

Hooters.<\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m oddly turned on by overweight, drunk gentlemen coppin’ a feel or I enjoy wearing orange spandex shorts on a daily basis. Heck, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even sign my name with a cute little heart at the end. My desire to work at Hooters is based purely on my love and devotion to buffalo chicken. Although, I probably would get fired for stealing buffalo wings off of plates and serving a bunch of chicken bones to horny<\/strike> hungry men with my mouth area covered in a red sauce that could be mistaken as the war paint used by Amazon huntresses on the prowl for a new mate.<\/p>\n

Although working for Hooters isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t in the near future (or distant), I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m still able to get my buffalo chicken fix without having to get a boob job, a restraining order on a customer, or having to go into American Apparel to purchase orange hot pants from a male cashier rocking sideburns, aviator shades and orange hot pants. Thanks to the new Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread I can just walk a couple of blocks and get a hit of spicy chicken at any time of day. I could also walk a couple of blocks in the other direction and get my fix at any time of the day, if my buffalo chicken addiction was instead a crack addiction.<\/p>\n

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The Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread is one of those microwaveable deals; it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not made to order unless you count them nuking it for you, but for a microwavable sandwich this thing is pretty glorious. Sometimes with pre-made sandwiches the chicken is chopped so small that you need the Hubble Telescope to find out if it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actually chicken, but as you can see, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s quite a bit of the cluck stuff in this as well as mild buffalo sauce, ranch dressing and tiny bleu cheese crumbles. <\/p>\n

Despite the heavenly combo of grilled chicken, ranch dressing, bleu cheese crumbles and buffalo sauce, which was about as mild as Victorian Era porn, it would’ve been better if the chicken were pieces of buffalo wings and they added extra sauce so the spicy factor could go from PBS Masterpiece Theatre level to something worthy of an AVN Award<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Looking at the innards of the Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread made my stomach feel like it was being churned by an Amish girl because it looks like Michelle Duggar’s uterus; all messy and unrecognizable, but yet still able to hold a child. Speaking of pregnancies, the Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread made me feel like there was a massive food baby in my gut after consuming it. <\/p>\n

FYI — It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not fun giving birth to it either. <\/p>\n

Since I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve already made up my mind that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to be pregnant with human babies, the closest I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll ever feel to carrying a child would be with food babies. I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t mind being knocked up by anything buffalo chicken-related since it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my favorite food. However, I’d rather have a massive plate of Hooters wings impregnating me with spicy chicken goodness than the Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread.<\/p>\n

Plus, I think it would be cute if the Hooters wings signed the birth certificate with a little heart.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 flatbread sandwich – 520 calories, 18 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 80 milligrams of cholesterol, 2020 milligrams of sodium, 56 grams of carbohydrates, 4 grams of fiber, 3 grams of sugar, 38 grams of protein, 10% vitamin A, 2% vitamin C, 20% calcium and 25% iron.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Wawa Buffalo Chicken Flatbread
\nPrice:<\/b> $3.99
\nSize:<\/b> 1 flatbread
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Wawa
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Anything Buffalo chicken flavored. Hooters waitresses signing your check with a little heart. Wawa making is possible to get my buffalo chicken fix 24\/7. Comfy American Apparel t-shirts. Using buffalo sauce as war paint.
\nCons:<\/b> Lots of sodium and cholesterol. Not made to order. Food babies. Not spicy enough. Bleu cheese crumbles were too small. The Duggar Family. Uncomfortable American Apparel hot pants.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never worked as a server (big ups to those who have), but if I ever decide to apply as one I know exactly where my first choice would be. Hooters. 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