{"id":67,"date":"2004-10-26T01:12:13","date_gmt":"2004-10-26T11:12:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:23:16","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:23:16","slug":"sexy-hair-concepts-hard-up-hair-gel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/26\/sexy-hair-concepts-hard-up-hair-gel\/","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up Hair Gel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left;padding-right:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/hardup.jpg\" alt=\"Hard Up Hair Gel\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Why is it that blue colored products are great at making things hard?<\/p>\n<p>First it was Viagra and now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up hair gel.<\/p>\n<p>Over the years, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve tried so many products to get my hair up, but nothing worked.  Some products made it stiff for a little while, but within an hour, it was limp.  <\/p>\n<p>It was embarrassing.  How could I be confident around women when I knew my hair was going to get flaccid?<\/p>\n<p>My stylist understood what I was going though and she did everything in her power to help me out.  She tried various things.  One product worked well, but when it dried out, it flaked, making me look like I had a really bad case of dandruff.  Although most of the products made my hair hard, none of the products she tried gave me the lengthy stiffness that I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>So how long did I want this stiffness to last?  I wanted it to last the whole day, because you never know when I might meet the woman of my dreams.<\/p>\n<p>This went on for over a year and throughout that year I remained girlfriend-less, embarrassed by my limp body part.  <\/p>\n<p>However, during another appointment, my stylist introduced me to the greatest product ever, Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up hair gel.  She put it on me and I could feel my hair getting hard, then it got harder and harder.  I was so excited.  <\/p>\n<p>Then my stylist said to touch her hands.<\/p>\n<p>When I touched them, they were really sticky.  I never used a product that could get hands so sticky, but that stickiness was probably why it made my hair rock hard.<\/p>\n<p>I had found hair gel nirvana and I had a big smile on my face.  Finally, I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to worry about my hair looking limp around women.<\/p>\n<p>Although Hard Up hair gel is a great product, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really expensive. <\/p>\n<p>The 4.2-ounce tube will cost about $10, the 8.5-ounce pump can be bought for around $16, and the 16.9-ounce pump (pictured above) costs around $30.  So like peanut butter, toilet paper, blank CDs, and ketchup, I recommend you buy it in bulk.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up Hair Gel<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  $30.00 (16.9 ounces)<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  5 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Makes things really hard.  The best hair gel EVER.  No flaking.  Dries fast.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Expensive, but worth it.  Not good for those who don&#8217;t like sticky messes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that blue colored products are great at making things hard? First it was Viagra and now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Sexy Hair Concepts Hard Up hair gel. Over the years, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve tried so many products to get my hair up, but nothing worked. Some products made it stiff for a little while, but within an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1753],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-misc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":397,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2006\/09\/12\/the-shopping-cart-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":67,"position":0},"title":"The Shopping Cart #2","author":"Marvo","date":"September 12, 2006","format":false,"excerpt":"The Shopping Cart takes a look at things that I've tried, but am too lazy to write a full review for. 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