{"id":675,"date":"2008-07-25T02:54:21","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T12:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=675"},"modified":"2018-12-04T20:08:30","modified_gmt":"2018-12-05T06:08:30","slug":"wrigleys-5-gum-lush-and-elixir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2008\/07\/25\/wrigleys-5-gum-lush-and-elixir\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Wrigley’s 5 Gum (Lush and Elixir)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Back in my day, the only fruit-flavored gum we had was Juicy Fruit. It came in banana yellow packaging, you couldn’t make bubbles for shit with it, it did nothing to freshen breath, and if I were caught chewing it, I got called “fruity,” which at 10 years old I had no idea what that meant, nor did the 8 year old bullies calling me that. Chewing gum companies have recently been releasing a plethora of fruit-flavored gum, like the Wrigley’s 5 Gum Lush and Elixir flavors, and I can understand why. Because all the mint flavor names are taken.<\/p>\n

Spearmint, Peppermint, Wintermint, Chill Mint, Ice Mint, Mint Blast, Shiver Mint, Cool Mint, Fresh Mint, Mint Freeze, Frost Mint, Arctic Chill, Cool Frost, Winter Ice, Wild Winter, Vanilla Frost, Hypermint, Icy Blast, Sweetmint, Winterfresh, Polar Ice, Supermint, Crystal Mint, Winterfrost, Midnight Cool, Ice Fresh, and I could go on and on until the break of dawn, but as you can see the minds that hawk mint gums pretty much have sucked the cock of minty marketing names dry to the point where not even tickling the balls of creativity will help.<\/p>\n