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Normally, I’d start my review of Chips Ahoy Blondie Baked Bites with a thin pop culture reference that I’d kinda relate back to the product, but I’m too miffed to have fun right now.<\/p>\n
So, my apologies, Debbie Harry, I won’t be using any famous Blondie lyrics to express my opinions. Sorry, Dagwood, I won’t be making a cutesy reference to your wife, the eponymous Blondie’s famous comic strip, because I just have to get down to brass tacks and warn the masses.<\/p>\n
I’m not even gonna bury the lede anymore, folks, I almost gave Chips Ahoy Blondie Baked Bites my first 0 out of 10.<\/p>\n
Look, before I start, I just wanna say I actually enjoy Chewy Chips Ahoy, and I’ve loved every blondie I’ve ever had. It’s a golden brownie! Cool, nice change of pace, sign me up\u2026 but these\u2026 man\u2026<\/p>\n
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In each baggie, you get a handful of little squares they call “Baked Bites,” but they’re really “Clay Clumps.”<\/p>\n
The texture of said clumps is lost somewhere in the void between cookie and brownie. It’s not quite Chewy Chips Ahoy, but not quite brownie texture either \u2013 any brownie texture, whether you like moist, chewy brownies or crispier dryer brownies, these never get to either pole.<\/p>\n
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They resemble little pieces of edible cookie dough, but that’s usually softer and often chilled. If you bought edible cookie dough bites and left them uncovered on the counter for six hours, that might be the texture of Chips Ahoy Baked Bites. I kinda recall the inside of those terrible “Cookie Dough Bite” candies being similar, so imagine about twenty of those mashed together with less chocolate.<\/p>\n
Needless to say, I’m not a fan of these bites texturally. That said, the texture is great compared to the taste. These are hot garbage.<\/p>\n
I really try not to just flat out hate on things I review, but I hate these. “Hate” is a strong word that I genuinely want to eliminate from my vocabulary entirely. Maybe tomorrow. I hate these.<\/p>\n
The flavor is as bland as bland can be. The chocolate chips are a desperate hint of a saving grace, but they are chalky and not flavorful enough to save whatever the batter is. These are just unpleasant with a mouth-drying, aspartamey aftertaste that doesn’t go away.<\/p>\n
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Would you like a dryer, denser Chewy Chips Ahoy with about 50% less sugar? I’ll answer for you. You wouldn’t. The grams of sugar must all be in the chocolate because the blondie part has no sweetness to speak of. These taste like the newspaper Blondie was printed on.<\/p>\n
The “Chips Ahoy!” name on the box shouldn’t have an exclamation point but an interrobang (?) because I’m questioning what the heck I just ate. I also really wanted to write the word “interrobang.”<\/p>\n
Man, these stink. With all the options out there, I’m prepared to call these unequivocally the worst sweet snack on shelves right now. I’ll die on that hill.<\/p>\n
I don’t think I’ve ever said the word “blech” out loud until I ate these. That’s what these taste like, “blech.” They taste like some random onomatopoeia.<\/p>\n
Yeah, so anyway, pick up a box. You’ll love ’em? (You probably won’t. Skip ’em.)<\/p>\n
Purchased Price:<\/strong> $3.98 Normally, I’d start my review of Chips Ahoy Blondie Baked Bites with a thin pop culture reference that I’d kinda relate back to the product, but I’m too miffed to have fun right now. So, my apologies, Debbie Harry, I won’t be using any famous Blondie lyrics to express my opinions. 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\nSize:<\/strong> 7.5 oz box\/5 packs
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> Walmart
\nRating:<\/strong> 1 out of 10
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> 170 calories, 7 grams of fat, 150 milligrams of sodium, 28 grams of total carbohydrates, 13 grams of total sugars, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"