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Are you one of those weaklings who can’t stand the burning sensation of Listerine? <\/p>\n
Before, you had two options: grow a pair or not use the mouthwash that kills germs and bacteria in your mouth that cause bad breath. But now, probably thanks to your crying and whining, you have another option — Listerine Zero.<\/p>\n
Listerine Zero is alcohol free, which makes it less intense and impossible for people to get drunk off of it<\/a>, but it’s still able to kill millions of bad breath germs in your mouth. <\/p>\n It only comes in a Cool Mint flavor and is available in two sizes: 500 mL and 1 liter.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/small> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Are you one of those weaklings who can’t stand the burning sensation of Listerine? Before, you had two options: grow a pair or not use the mouthwash that kills germs and bacteria in your mouth that cause bad breath. But now, probably thanks to your crying and whining, you have another option — Listerine Zero. 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