{"id":7340,"date":"2010-09-22T00:00:33","date_gmt":"2010-09-22T10:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=7340"},"modified":"2020-12-11T17:31:46","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T03:31:46","slug":"review-dannon-activia-dessert-strawberry-cheesecake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/22\/review-dannon-activia-dessert-strawberry-cheesecake\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Dannon Activia Dessert Strawberry Cheesecake"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Activia<\/p>\n

(NOTE: Please don’t do this. Thank you.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Dear YouTubers,<\/p>\n

You know what YouTube needs? No, not more cute cat\/dog\/turtle humping videos. <\/p>\n

There needs to be videos of people attempting to eat dozens of containers of Activia consecutively. I’m not talking three or four cups of Activia, I’m talking Sam’s Club-sized cases of the stuff. <\/p>\n

Why do we need these videos? Because, currently, there isn’t any video documentation of the effects of someone eating a shit-ton of Activia.<\/p>\n

So which one of you daring amateur internet video producers will meet this challenge for a chance at viral video history? No matter how far you get or how many pieces of furniture you might soil, you’ll be internet famous, and could possibly be featured on Web Soup<\/a>, tosh.0<\/a> or the offbeat news section of the USA Today.<\/p>\n

Not willing to put your digestive system in harm’s way, you say?<\/p>\n

C’mon. Several of you kings and queens of consumption have done it before by trying to either down a gallon of water<\/a>, chug a gallon of milk<\/a>, quaff an entire bottle of tequila<\/a>, guzzle a bottle of pancake syrup<\/a> or drink a two liter bottle of soda<\/a>. There are many more but I don’t want to make you chug down YouTube videos of folks chugging down various liquids because I want you to chug a case of Activia.<\/p>\n

If one of you attempts this digestive endeavor, might I suggest calling the video: The Activia 14 Minute Challenge. Might I also suggest that if you get tired of eating whatever Activia flavor you end up with from Sam’s Club, you should mix it up with the Activia Desserts Strawberry Cheesecake.<\/p>\n

\"Activia<\/p>\n

If you thought regular Activia made eating digestive bacteria taste good, then you’re going to really love cups of the Activia Desserts Strawberry Cheesecake yogurt…until you eat about a dozen of them in a row. But for the first couple of containers, you’d probably enjoy their sweet and tangy flavor, along with the smoothness of the yogurt. Although you might be disappointed that the yogurt tastes more like regular strawberry yogurt than strawberry cheesecake flavored yogurt, but it’s quite good for regular strawberry yogurt.<\/p>\n

Why is it so good? <\/p>\n

Because the yogurt doesn’t contain any artificial sweeteners, has real pieces of strawberries and has more sugar than a Frosted Ice Creme Sandwich Pop-Tart. So the Activia Desserts Strawberry Cheesecake yogurt is good for you because of the digestive bacteria, but it’s also bad for you because it’s like eating candy.<\/p>\n

Activia is supposed to help with “slow intestinal transit.” But if one of you takes The Activia 14 Minute Challenge, Activia could help you reach a level of internet celebrity that’s equal or greater than the sneezing baby panda bear<\/a>…and it could also help you achieve quick and violent intestinal transit.<\/p>\n

I look forward to seeing the videos soon.<\/p>\n

Love,
\nMarvo<\/p>\n

(NOTE: Again, please don’t do this. Thank you.)<\/small><\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 container\/4 ounces – 140 calories, 35 calories from fat, 4 grams of fat, 2.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 100 milligrams of sodium, 240 milligrams of potassium, 20 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 17 grams of sugar, 6 grams of protein and 20% calcium.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Dannon Activia Dessert Strawberry Cheesecake
\nPrice:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale, $3.50 reg.)
\nSize:<\/b> 4 pack
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Good if you like strawberry yogurt. Contains probiotic cultures. Contains pieces of fruit. Smooth yogurt. Good source of calcium. Sneezing baby panda bears.
\nCons:<\/b> Doesn’t really taste like strawberry cheesecake. Great source of sugar. Eating a case of Activia. Slow intestinal transit. Quick and violent intestinal transit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(NOTE: Please don’t do this. Thank you.) Dear YouTubers, You know what YouTube needs? No, not more cute cat\/dog\/turtle humping videos. There needs to be videos of people attempting to eat dozens of containers of Activia consecutively. I’m not talking three or four cups of Activia, I’m talking Sam’s Club-sized cases of the stuff. 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