It\u2019s\u2026 plain Cap\u2019n Crunch?<\/p>\nOh, wait, there\u2019s a weird, extra sweetness.<\/p>\n
I think that\u2019s coconut? Maybe?<\/p>\n
Okay, it\u2019s actually a little orange-ish. Orange-ish, but also still some coconut. <\/em><\/p>\n
Therefore, for no reason other than the fact that I need to enter something<\/em> to enter the sweepstakes using the QR code on the back\u2014so I can win a Yeti, a chair, a speaker, or possibly an Airbnb gift card\u2014I\u2019m going to say that the mastery flavor is Boring Tropical Creamsicle. And then I\u2019ll sit back and relax until April when\u2026 Lester Holt will tell me on the evening news? A proclamation will be made by the three wealthiest kings in Europe? Oh, who am I kidding? I\u2019ll go to my grave never knowing what this damn flavor was.<\/p>\nPurchased Price:<\/strong> $4.97
\nSize:<\/strong> 22.1 oz box (Family Size)
\nRating:<\/strong> 5 out of 10
\nPurchased at:<\/strong> Walmart
\nNutrition Facts:<\/strong> (38 grams) 150 calories, 2 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 170 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 16 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Little in this world appeals more to my suburban, middle-aged dad sense of adventure than a mystery food product. It\u2019s a little like living on the edge, only if the edge is about as sharp as an end-cap at the Piggly Wiggly. 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