{"id":7591,"date":"2010-10-28T02:46:43","date_gmt":"2010-10-28T12:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=7591"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:05:47","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:05:47","slug":"review-jamba-all-natural-smoothies-strawberries-wild-razzmatazz-mango-a-go-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/10\/28\/review-jamba-all-natural-smoothies-strawberries-wild-razzmatazz-mango-a-go-go\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Jamba All Natural Smoothies (Strawberries Wild, Razzmatazz & Mango-a-go-go)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jamba<\/a><\/center> <\/p>\n

I believe I have some pretty good smoothie-making skills.<\/p>\n

Give me a blender, some fruit, a cup of soy milk, a spoonful of yogurt, a few ice cubes and a dancehall reggae beat, and I’ll create a refreshing smoothie that will make lady bits tingle. Although, I like using strawberries in my smoothies, so the tingling could also be the result of an allergic reaction.<\/p>\n

My smoothies are so delicioso that people who taste them don’t call it a smoothie, they call it a smmm…mmm…ooooh…ooooh….th…whee. Although, again, because I use strawberries often in my smoothie recipes, some people might be saying it that way because their tongues are swollen.<\/p>\n

It’s taken me months to develop my kick ass smoothie-making skills, so I find it upsetting that the Jamba All Natural Smoothie Kits attempt to turn any Joe Schmoe into a smoothie maestro. While they are easy to make, can the flavor of these smoothie kits make my lady bits tingle?<\/p>\n

The Jamba All Natural Smoothie Kits come in three varieties based on classic Jamba Juice flavors:<\/p>\n

Strawberries Wild<\/b> – Strawberry and Banana with Non-Fat Yogurt
\nRazzmatazz<\/b> – Strawberry, Raspberry and Blueberry with Non-Fat Yogurt
\nMango-a-go-go<\/b> – Mango and Pineapple with Non-Fat Yogurt.<\/p>\n

\"Jamba<\/a>Unfortunately, the kits don’t come with all the ingredients found in the versions that are blended at Jamba Juice locations. For example, the Razzmatazz pouch doesn’t contain the orange sherbet that the store-blended version has and the Mango-a-go-go doesn’t come with the opportunity for me to use my porn name, Steele Rockrod, when the cashier asks for a name to go with the order.<\/p>\n

To make a smoothie from this kit, I just blended the contents of the pouch with eight ounces of apple juice. When everything was blended, I ended up with a 16-ounce serving that provided two servings of fruit. <\/p>\n

All three varieties had consistencies similar to real Jamba Juice smoothies, but none of them made my lady bits tingle. Strawberries Wild and Razzmatazz were decent, but with both varieties the apple juice was the dominate flavor, and having to pick out seeds between my teeth was a problem. However, neither was an issue with the Mango-a-go-go and its combination of mango and pineapple was delicioso, but, again, it too didn’t make my lady bits tingle like my own smoothies do.<\/p>\n

If on sale, a Jamba All Natural Smoothie Kit is cheaper than a Jamba Juice smoothie made in one of their brightly colored shops. It’s also better for you because it has less sugar. However, you can probably make a cheaper, healthier and better tasting smoothie, if you have excellent smoothie making skills, like mine.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1\/2 pouch\/8 ounces prepared – Strawberries Wild<\/b> – 110 calories, 05 calories from fat, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 20 milligrams of sodium, 15 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 11 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, 100% vitamin C and 4% calcium. Razzmatazz<\/b> – 110 calories, 0 calories from fat, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 15 milligrams of sodium, 14 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 10 grams of sugar, 2 grams of protein, 100% vitamin C, 4% calcium and 2% iron. Mango-a-go-go<\/b> – 120 calories, 0 calories from fat, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 15 milligrams of sodium, 17 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 15 grams of sugar, 1 gram of protein, 8% vitamin A, 100% vitamin C and 4% calcium.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Jamba All Natural Smoothies (Strawberries Wild, Razzmatazz & Mango-a-go-go)
\nPrice:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 8 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10 (Strawberries Wild)
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10 (Razzmatazz)
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10 (Mango-a-go-go)
\nPros:<\/b> Easy to make. Mango-a-go-go was delicioso. Strawberries Wild and Razzmatazz were decent. Provides 100% vitamin C per serving. Provides a serving a fruit per eight ounces. Less sugar than Jamba Juice shop smoothies. My smoothie making skills.
\nCons:<\/b> Didn’t make my lady bits tingle. Strawberry allergies. Apple juice overpowering other flavors. Getting seeds stuck between my teeth. Not having excellent smoothie making skills.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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