{"id":7747,"date":"2010-11-16T23:05:15","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T09:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=7747"},"modified":"2020-12-11T17:32:29","modified_gmt":"2020-12-12T03:32:29","slug":"prize-drawing-because-i-aint-drinking-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/16\/prize-drawing-because-i-aint-drinking-it\/","title":{"rendered":"PRIZE DRAWING: Because I Ain&#8217;t Drinking It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/prizebaconsoda.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Despite my review of how vomitous the Jones Bacon Soda smells and tastes, for some of you, the idea of drinking a bacon soda still tickles your curiosity. Well I&#8217;m here to satisfy that curiosity, clear some desk space and, maybe, get some pleasure from knowing that I&#8217;ll be responsible for making someone gag in a way that doesn&#8217;t involve me being topless. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m giving away, via a prize drawing, the other bottle of Jones Bacon Flavored Soda I received when I purchased the Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack.  Since consuming the bacon soda has caused me to lose my appetite for bacon, I&#8217;ll also include the other bacon-flavored items that came with the soda: one bag of bacon popcorn, one pouch of bacon gravy and one stick of bacon lip balm.<\/p>\n<p><b>To enter The Impulsive Buy&#8217;s Bacon Soda prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You may say whatever you like, but <i>your comment MUST include the word &#8220;bacon.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t forget to fill out the email field because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be emailing the winner for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Tuesday, November 23, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s open to everyone who&#8217;s 18 years old or older.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Good luck!<\/p>\n<p><small>Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you links for recipes that involve bacon. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you jars of bacon grease. Bribes will not be accepted. Offering crispy bacon will not influence the results. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or the gagging you&#8217;ll experience from drinking bacon soda.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Despite my review of how vomitous the Jones Bacon Soda smells and tastes, for some of you, the idea of drinking a bacon soda still tickles your curiosity. Well I&#8217;m here to satisfy that curiosity, clear some desk space and, maybe, get some pleasure from knowing that I&#8217;ll be responsible for making someone gag in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-prize-drawing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7866,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/30\/announcement-jones-bacon-soda-winner\/","url_meta":{"origin":7747,"position":0},"title":"ANNOUNCEMENT: Jones Bacon Soda Winner!!!","author":"Marvo","date":"November 30, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's the winner of The Impulsive Buy's Jones Bacon Soda Winner Prize Drawing: Marc Congratulations to Marc, who will also be receiving a package of bacon flavored popcorn, a package of bacon gravy, a tube of bacon lip balm and moments of grimacing. 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