{"id":7811,"date":"2010-11-23T01:42:32","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T11:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=7811"},"modified":"2023-08-12T13:43:03","modified_gmt":"2023-08-12T23:43:03","slug":"news-tostitos-new-artisan-recipes-tortilla-chips-sound-like-theyre-inappropriate-for-sports-watching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/23\/news-tostitos-new-artisan-recipes-tortilla-chips-sound-like-theyre-inappropriate-for-sports-watching\/","title":{"rendered":"NEWS: Tostitos’ New Artisan Recipes Tortilla Chips Sound Like They’re Inappropriate for Sports Watching"},"content":{"rendered":"

Read our review here<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

The new Tostitos Artisan Recipes Tortilla Chips don’t sound like an awesome chip to snack on while watching the Houston Texans completely collapse during the last moments of a game. Instead, its name sounds like they should be served on a platter at a book club meeting in someone’s living room, or at an orgy.<\/p>\n

However, if it were named Tostitos Extreme Recipe Tortilla Chips, then I could see them being a great snack to nosh on while watching the Miami Heat be an underwhelming basketball team. Although, the chips are made from a nine grain blend, which makes them sound like they should be served in Oprah’s green room.<\/p>\n

The Tostitos Artisan Recipes Tortilla Chips come in two flavors: Fire-Roasted Chipotle and Roasted Garlic and Black Bean. A one-ounce serving size has 150 calories, 8 grams of fat, 1 gram of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 4.5 grams of polyunsaturated fat, 2.5 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 90 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 2 grams of protein and minuscule amounts of vitamins and minerals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Read our review here The new Tostitos Artisan Recipes Tortilla Chips don’t sound like an awesome chip to snack on while watching the Houston Texans completely collapse during the last moments of a game. 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