{"id":80,"date":"2004-11-12T00:00:02","date_gmt":"2004-11-12T10:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2023-08-28T16:11:39","modified_gmt":"2023-08-29T02:11:39","slug":"the-incredibles-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/11\/12\/the-incredibles-cereal\/","title":{"rendered":"The Incredibles Cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/incredibles.jpg\" alt=\"The Incredibles Cereal\" \/><\/p>\n<p>SHUT UP!  SHUT UP!  SHUT UP!<\/p>\n<p>Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ANY of you tell me anything about The Incredibles movie.  I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see it yet.  I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read any of the reviews.  I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how well it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s done at the box office.  All I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen is the movie trailer.<\/p>\n<p>So don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t say anything.<\/p>\n<p>Lalalalala.  I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not listening to you.  Lalalalala.  I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not listening to you.<\/p>\n<p>Also, DON\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T tell me anything about the Star Wars Episode III trailer that played before the movie.  Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you dare!<\/p>\n<p>If ANY of you spoil this for me, I swear I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Um\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Keep.  Doing.  More.  Reviews.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve wanted to see The Incredibles for a long time, but it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t until I tried The Incredibles cereal that I REALLY wanted to see the movie.<\/p>\n<p>I have this theory that if they make a movie promotional cereal and it sucks, that means the movie will kick ass.  So far, basing a movie on how crappy the cereal is has been very accurate.<\/p>\n<p>For example, I reviewed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/index.php?p=9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Spider-Man<\/a> cereal, which came out with the release of Spider-Man 2 in theaters.  The cereal wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t very good and there wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t anything special about it, but the movie was fricken\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 awesome.  Although I wish in Spider-Man 2 there was another scene with Kirsten Dunst in the cold rain.<\/p>\n<p>Shrek 2 was another movie with a crappy cereal, but was a blast to watch in theaters.<\/p>\n<p>So how was The Incredibles cereal?  Hmmm\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6  How can I put it nicely?<\/p>\n<p>Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just say that the best part of the cereal was the word find puzzle on the back of the box, which took me a little too long to finish. <\/p>\n<p>The cereal is supposed to have a strawberry flavor, which they call Incrediberry Blast.  However, my taste buds seemed to think that it actually tasted kind of flowery.  Now you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re probably asking yourself, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How do I know what flowers taste like?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  <\/p>\n<p>Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just say I like garnishes a little too much.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> The Incredibles Cereal<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  $3.50 (on sale)<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  2 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Limited edition, thank goodness.  Puzzle on back of box.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b>  Flowery taste.  Needs a toy in the box.  The movie will be waaaay better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ANY of you tell me anything about The Incredibles movie. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see it yet. I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read any of the reviews. I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how well it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s done at the box office. All I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve seen is the movie trailer. So don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t say anything. Lalalalala. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not listening [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1472,1473],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-cereal","tag-kelloggs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":63,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/21\/suave-aroma-benefits-citrus-ginseng-moisturizing-body-wash\/","url_meta":{"origin":80,"position":0},"title":"Suave Aroma Benefits Citrus &#038; Ginseng Moisturizing Body Wash","author":"Marvo","date":"October 21, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"We at the Impulsive Buy recently noticed that a majority of the reviews have been about food and beverages. 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